Homeopath Jokes

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Funniest Homeopath Short Jokes

Short homeopath jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homeopath humour may include short herbal jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them.
2. Did you hear about the homeopath who forgot to take their medicine? They died from an overdose.
3. One homeopath to other: "I don't know what people have against us" "We don't do anything!"
4. The problem with homeopathy... There are way too many homeopaths out there. It would be a more effective field of study if homeopaths were thinned out a little, say 1 per 10 million people.
5. Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/100th of the recommended dose.
   (Sorry if it is a repost. I just heard it from a friend)
6. What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!
7. Did you hear the story about the girl who tried overdosing on homeopathic pills? She survived.
8. Recently a man died of an overdose of homeopathic medicine... ...he forgot to take his pill.
9. Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, "Miss Information"
10. A 32 year old Florida man has died after overdosing on his homeopathic regimen. He forgot to take his pills.
    Credit to the great James Randi

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Homeopath One Liners

Which homeopath one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homeopath? I can suggest the ones about home schooled and medicine.

1. Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital
2. I overdosed on my homeopathic medicine today. Forgot to take it.
3. Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He died from a massive underdose.
4. People who believe in homeopathics must be terrified of public swimming pools.
5. What's the most expensive part about running a homeopathic practice? The water bill.
6. Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/50th of the recommended dose.
7. What do you call a homeopath who takes only 1/100 of their prescribed pills? Suicidal
8. You know why you can't overdose on homeopathic pills Cause they're fake
9. My neighbor just died of an overdose. He forgot to take his homeopathic sleeping pills.
10. What do you call homeopathic medicine that works? Medicine.
11. What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, m**...!
12. My friend thinks he's high from taking homeopathic pills. I said, That's an oxy, m**...!

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What funny jokes about homeopath you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chiropractor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homeopath pranks.