Homeless Shelter Jokes
22 homeless shelter jokes and hilarious homeless shelter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about homeless shelter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Homeless Shelter Short Jokes
Short homeless shelter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homeless shelter humour may include short homeless jokes also.
- There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed.
Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.
To desire more is greed. - why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out? ..nobody gave a shirt.
- Thousands of homeless water faucets die on the streets without food or shelter each year. Let that sink in.
- The poster for a Homeless shelter's charity orchestra night reads... Come on down to the shelter and blow some Oboes!
- A joke my younger brother once made up when he was 5 years old: Where do homeless egg shells go? ...the shelter.
- BREAKING NEWS: Man covered in mirrors sets fire to homeless shelter! At last he has formally apologized to the shelter after having time to reflect.
- The store supershoes is like the menu at a homeless shelter. Would you like the soup, or the shoes?
- A group of homeless people ran to the shelter and the employees were overwhelmed. One might say they were...b**... rushed.
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Homeless Shelter One Liners
Which homeless shelter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homeless shelter? I can suggest the ones about homeless people and animal shelter.
- What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common? They're both full of bums
- Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
Blame GROCO PCA - A Blind Man walks into a BART Train lol, no he's just at a Homeless shelter.
- There was a birthday party at the homeless shelter It also had a poor punch line.
- The homeless shelter only had spoons over the weekend... No forks were given
Uplifting Homeless Shelter Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about homeless shelter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shelter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homeless shelter pranks.
A son is asked to lead the family in a Christmas prayer at dinner
BOY: But I don't know how to pray
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.
BOY: "Dear Lord" he started "Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor n**... ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.
At dinner, Little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer...
"But I don't know how to pray", he replied.
"Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc...", said his father.
"Okay", the boy said.
"*Dear Lord, thank you for the visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor ladies on Daddy's Blackberry who do not have any clothes. And provide shelter for the homeless man who uses Mom's room when Daddy is at work. AMEN!*"
**Dinner was canceled!**
The dinner prayer
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the family into prayer...
Little Boy: But I dont know how to pray
Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc
Little Boy: "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor n**... ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work."
Three homeless guys at a shelter..
Due to a shortage of beds to lay in at a homeless shelter, three men were set to be laying together in a California King sized mattress. That night, the three go to bed.
They wake up the next morning to the alarm clock going off, waking the three up.
The man on the left says "Hmm, I had the oddest dream. I had a dream that I was being given a h**...."
The man on the right says "Yeah. Me, too."
The man in the center says "Hmm, that's weird. I dreamed I was skiing."