Homecoming Jokes
15 homecoming jokes and hilarious homecoming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about homecoming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Homecoming Short Jokes
Short homecoming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The homecoming humour may include short school reunion jokes also.
- Why couldn't the apples go to the homecoming dance? Because only PEARS were allowed! get it? pears! ok bye..
- A guy walks up to the DJ at a high school homecoming (Shouting over the loud bass)"Do you take requests?"
"Sure"
"Please stop" - What is Donald Trump's favorite word salad? Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight car.
- My homecoming was like one ripped out of a movie. Spider-man homecoming, because I was there for all of two minutes, before going to the computer lab to jack it.
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Homecoming One Liners
Which homecoming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homecoming? I can suggest the ones about high school reunion and returning home.
- Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming? Uncle Ben.
- What happens to Spider-man after Homecoming? Getting pulled for buzzed slinging
- What do you call m**... in your parents' house? Homecoming
Laughter Homecoming Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about homecoming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean high school prom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make homecoming pranks.
Drunk homecoming
A man stumbles up the driveway to his house at 6 in the morning, barely able to stand on his feet. He manages to reach the door but finds it locked and then proceeds to knock.
knock, knock, knock....
After a while his wife comes and opens the door, in a less than a pleased mood.
"What possible reason could you have for coming home at this hour!?"
Slurring and struggling to form words, but managing it in the end the man replies.
"Breakfast!"
Homecomeback
It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."
A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming.
A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming. They slid past each other in orbit. I guess he wasn't *inclined* enough!
How do they determine the homecoming queen and valedictorian in Alabama high schools?
The homecoming queen is the girl with the most teeth, and the valedictorian is the person who could count them all.
My Homecoming Dance
I was at my homecoming dance when I noticed a kid in the corner looking miserable. Feeling bad, I went over there and asked him what was wrong? He responded that no one would ever want to dance with him because of his wooden eye.
Upon hearing this, I made it my mission to find the boy a dancing partner. After a couple minutes of looking, I found a girl crying out in the hallway. When I asked her what was wrong she said hat no would dance with her because of her hair lip.
I then went back to the boy with the wooden eye. In a couple of minutes I was able to get him to work up the courage to ask the girl to dance. As he approached her I felt pretty good about myself; that is until I heard what happened next.
The boy asked the obviously excited girl to dance. She was so thrilled she responded, "Would I, Would I!" The boy responded "Hair Lip, Hair Lip" and stormed away.
