Homecoming Jokes

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Best Short Homecoming Jokes

These are our top homecoming puns. Have fun with a good homecoming joke in English with simple homecoming humour.

  1. Why couldn't the apples go to the homecoming dance? Because only PEARS were allowed! get it? pears! ok bye..
  2. A guy walks up to the DJ at a high school homecoming (Shouting over the loud bass)"Do you take requests?"
    "Please stop"
  3. What is Donald Trump's favorite word salad? Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight car.
  4. My homecoming was like one ripped out of a movie. Spider-man homecoming, because I was there for all of two minutes, before going to the computer lab to jack it.
Homecoming joke, My homecoming was like one ripped out of a movie.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these homecoming jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of homecoming puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Homecoming One Liners

Which homecoming dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with homecoming?

  1. Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming? because he had no body to go with
  2. Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming? Uncle Ben.
  3. What happens to Spider-man after Homecoming? Getting pulled for buzzed slinging
  4. What do you call m**... in your parents' house? Homecoming

Homecoming joke, What do you call m**... in your parents' house?

Laughter Homecoming Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about homecoming to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make homecoming prank.

Drunk homecoming

A man stumbles up the driveway to his house at 6 in the morning, barely able to stand on his feet. He manages to reach the door but finds it locked and then proceeds to knock.
knock, knock, knock....
After a while his wife comes and opens the door, in a less than a pleased mood.
"What possible reason could you have for coming home at this hour!?"
Slurring and struggling to form words, but managing it in the end the man replies.


It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming.

A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming. They slid past each other in orbit. I guess he wasn't *inclined* enough!

How do they determine the homecoming queen and valedictorian in Alabama high schools?

The homecoming queen is the girl with the most teeth, and the valedictorian is the person who could count them all.

Homecoming joke, My homecoming was like one ripped out of a movie.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these homecoming jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.