Home Schooled Jokes

Funniest Home Schooled Short Jokes

Short home schooled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The home schooled humour may include short private school jokes also.

1. Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found. Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.
2. I was tucking my son in last night, and he tells me that his teacher is "an idiot" and she's "out to get him." Which is just the last thing you want to hear when your kid's home schooled.
3. My daughter came home from school yesterday and told us this joke: What do you get from a fat cow? Homework.
4. A kid gets home very distressed..... And says "mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"
   "FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"
5. First Day At School The child comes home from his first day at school.
   His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
   The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."
6. My daughter came home from her first day at school and announced that she "learned how to make babies" You drop the "y" and add "ies".
7. Two Dutch girls Two dutch girls are riding their bicycles home from school one day. The first one says "I've never come this way before." And the other says "it's the cobblestones. "
8. social distancing is great, public school shootings are down 100% Unfortunately home school shootings are up 100%
9. My son came home from school in tears. "My girlfriend slept with my best friend," he said.
   I said, "That's very flattering, I never knew I was your best friend."
10. At school one day, a bully told me I had a face only a mother could love. I went home and found out I was adopted.

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Home Schooled One Liners

Which home schooled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with home schooled? I can suggest the ones about online school and public school.

1. If school is not a place to sleep ...then home is not a place to study.
2. Mom! Mom! In school they say I'm clueless! Sorry kid, your home is across the street.
3. Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school
4. I had such a crush on my sixth-grade teacher... I was home schooled.
5. I have a crush on my teacher I am home schooled
6. Why did Freddy Mercury stay home from school? He had a temp of 200 degrees Farenheit.
7. What does an Italian boy say to his mum when he gets home from school? Mamma Mia.
8. A student with pneumonia had to stay home She was... too cool for school
9. Why did the tree stay home from school? Because it was a sick-amore tree
10. Thanks to School, I Now Eat Two Meals a Day... ... breakfast and dinner at home.
11. What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home? Got high.
12. Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school? He was Russian.
13. What's the best way to get home from school? Don't go to school.
14. Mon, the kids at school called me a liar. but son, you are home schooled.
15. I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled

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What funny jokes about home schooled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean school safe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make home schooled pranks.