Home School Jokes

Funniest Home School Short Jokes

Short home school jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The home school humour may include short private school jokes also.

1. Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found. Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.
2. School joke Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
   One boy throws his bag out the window.
   Teacher: Who just threw that?!
   Boy: Me! I'm going home now.
3. I was tucking my son in last night, and he tells me that his teacher is "an idiot" and she's "out to get him." Which is just the last thing you want to hear when your kid's home schooled.
4. I was gutted today when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5 year old son wasn't actually mine... She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school...
5. My daughter came home from school yesterday and told us this joke: What do you get from a fat cow? Homework.
6. Good, bad, worse Good: I slept with my teacher after prom last night.
   Bad: I was home schooled.
   Worse: by my dad.
7. A kid gets home very distressed..... And says "mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"
   "FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"
8. First Day At School The child comes home from his first day at school.
   His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
   The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."
9. My daughter came home from her first day at school and announced that she "learned how to make babies" You drop the "y" and add "ies".
10. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled...

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Home School One Liners

Which home school one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with home school? I can suggest the ones about online school and public school.

1. I've slept with every school teacher I've ever had. Yep, home schooling has its perks.
2. I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday. Unfortunately, I'm home-schooled.
3. If school is not a place to sleep ...then home is not a place to study.
4. Mom! Mom! In school they say I'm clueless! Sorry kid, your home is across the street.
5. I finally slept with my English teacher. Home-school is great!
6. I think my iPhone is broken I pushed the home button and I'm still at school.
7. Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school
8. I had such a crush on my sixth-grade teacher... I was home schooled.
9. I have a crush on my teacher I am home schooled
10. Why did Freddy Mercury stay home from school? He had a temp of 200 degrees Farenheit.
11. What does an Italian boy say to his mum when he gets home from school? Mamma Mia.
12. A student with pneumonia had to stay home She was... too cool for school
13. Don't try this at home kids k ill try it at school
14. Why did the tree stay home from school? Because it was a sick-amore tree
15. Thanks to School, I Now Eat Two Meals a Day... ... breakfast and dinner at home.

Howlingly Hilarious Home School Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about home school you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean home work jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make home school pranks.