Home Mommas Jokes
14 home mommas jokes and hilarious home mommas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about home mommas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Home Mommas Short Jokes
Short home mommas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The home mommas humour may include short moms jokes also.
- Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
- Yo momma Yo mamma so dumb when she saw the sign that said "airport left", she turned around and went home...
- Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said, "Sure thing, it's the fourth tree on your right."
- Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
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Home Mommas One Liners
Which home mommas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with home mommas? I can suggest the ones about mamas and housewife.
- Yo momma... Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
- Yo momma's so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.
- Yo momma so homely... Elrond dwells there!
Delightful Fun Home Mommas Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about home mommas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby momma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make home mommas pranks.
When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I'd come home with 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, 1/2 a pound of cheese, pack of tea and 6 eggs.
You can't do that now.
Too many security cameras
Two Amish women are walking down the street.
Two Amish woman are walking down the street when they come across a momma skunk and a baby skunk. A h**... comes driving by at 60 mph and runs over the momma skunk and kills it. The first Amish girl says oh my we can't let that baby skunk by itself. So she picks it up and puts it under her dress to safely take it home. The second Amish girl says what about the smell. First one responds I don't think it will mind
My 6yo burned me....
I came home from hunting the other day to my family eating breakfast. As I came up to the table my daughter looks at me,
Hadley: Daddy I know where you've been.....
Me: You do? Did your momma tell you?
Hadley: Nope, but I can tell you've been hunting cause your wearing all camo
Me: Yep, you sure are smart. But it wasn't that great today I only shot two ducks......
Hadley: Well maybe if you didn't dress like a hunter you could get more animals (then rolls her eyes)......
......I've been doing it wrong for years
There's 3 bears..
Mama bear, papa bear and baby bear.
The parents get divorced and have to go to court to decide custody of the baby bear. The judge decides to let the baby decide:
"do you want to go with your momma baby?"
Baby replies : " no because she beats me!"
Judge: " How about with your papa?"
Baby:" No he beats me too!"
Judge :"then what do you want to do baby bear?"
Baby: "I want to go with the Chicago bears"
Judge:" why the Chicago bears?"
Baby "Because they don't beat anyone!"
I'm from Chicago, a homeless guy told me this one on my way home from work because I have a bears patch on my bag. Found it funny but it hurt!