Home Inspector Jokes
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Mugging
A tortoise went out for a few beers and despite being severely worse for wear decided to walk home through the rough part of town. Half way home he was set upon by four snails who beat him senseless and stole what little money he still had and as a final insult they sprayed obscenities on his shell . Utterly distraught he was taken to the local police station where the inspector asked if he could remember anything about the assailants .
No - it all happened so quickly
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A woman was having a passionate affair with an exterminator...
One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundled him in the closet stark n**....
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone." said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths." the man replied.
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little b**...."
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