Holy Spirit Jokes

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  1. Since Christians believe that God is The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit Clearly states that Jesus Christ suffered from Tripolar Disorder.
  2. Apparently I need to listen more in church. Turns out the preacher wasn't talking about Jim Beam when he asked if anyone had been drunk on the Holy Spirit.
  3. Holy Spirit: "Josepf, Maria is already giving birth to your son and you still don't know the name! Hurry!" Josepf: "Jeesus, I don't knooow."
  4. May The Force Be With You And with your spirit!

    In the name of the Vader, Obi-Wan, and the holy Jedha....
  5. Did you hear when God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit did the 4-legged race? It was like they were a single person.
  6. What makes the holy spirit so holey? bullets from scared people who thought it was a ghost
  7. Darth Vader: I am your father
    **Odin:** I am the all-father.
    **God:** I am the father, the son and the holy spirit.
    **Maury:** the DNA results are in, find out after the break.

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Holy Spirit One Liners

Which holy spirit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with holy spirit? I can suggest the ones about holy and holiness.

  1. God took a paternity test He found out he was the father, the son and the holy spirit.
  2. Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
  3. What do you call it when Jesus turns his blood to wine? Holy spirits
  4. Why did Timmy drink all the communion wine? He wanted to be filled with the Holy Spirit.
  5. Why do Catholics drink? ...because they're filled with the Holy Spirit
  6. What did the Holy Spirit get God for his birthday? Omnipresence
  7. I love the homosexual church In the name of the father, the son, the holy spirit; gay men
  8. What do you call a good drink? Holy spirit
  9. Technically, if the Holy Spirit came upon her... ... Mary shouldn't have gotten pregnant.
  10. What's a Christian's favorite alcohol? Holy Spirit
  11. My christian friend just had a t**... With the Father, the Son and the Holy spirit.

Amusing Holy Spirit Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about holy spirit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean saint jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make holy spirit pranks.

I got my kid baptized yesterday

Priest:  Do you believe in the Holy Spirit and the holy Catholic church?
Me: I do.
Priest: Do you believe in the communion of saints and the forgiveness of sins?
Me: I do.
Priest: Do you believe in the resurrection of the body and life everlasting?
Me: I do
Priest: Do you hereby indemnify and hold harmless the Catholic church for any s**... misconduct to you and your family for ever and ever amen?
Me: I do--- wait! Hold on!
Priest: Too late! You said it!

God the Father, the Son, and Holy Spirit are going on vacation...

God the Father says "Let's vacation in Israel".
God the Son, Jesus, says "Too many bad memories there. Let's vacation in Berkeley."
God the Father says "I'm not into the Mother God, hippy v**...."
The Holy Spirit says "I know, let's go to Rome and visit The Vatican"
God the Father and Son ask - "Why?"
The Holy Spirit shrugs and replies "I've just never been there."

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are discussing where to holiday...

The Holy Spirit, predictably, suggests Las Vegas, but God says he feels like a change this year.
God suggests Jerusalem, but Jesus vetoes - not after last time...
Jesus suggests The Vatican City. "Sounds good to me." says God. " Yeah I'd like that," says the Holy Spirit, "I've never been."

Why Islam is growing rapidly !!!

Father Francis of Bradford was unhappy that the church attendance had steadily declined in the past few years but the mosque across the street was jampacked every Friday.
So he invited the imam for a cup of tea and then finally brought up the topic
Imam :So tell me,what happens if a man visits church every Sunday and follows the word of Jesus
Father: He will go to heaven after he dies
Imam: What will he get there?
Father: He will forever be in the company of Father,Jesus,Holy Spirit,v**... Mary...
Imam: Thats the problem, Only One v**......

A new priest....

was extremely nervous about his first sermon in front of the Bishop. An older priest gave him this advice: "take a little of the communion wine. It will relax you."
The young priest, not sure how much he might need, drank until he started to feel relaxed. He got through the service and felt pretty good about his first sermon until he was called into the Bishop's office for a talk.
"First, young man, there are ten commandments, not ten suggestions....
Secondly, we don't refer to the v**... Mary as 'that prissy woman who married Joseph'...
And finally, it's The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit...
Not 'Big Daddy, JC and The Spook'!"

A sausage factory explodes...

And one of the sausages hits a wandering angel. Puzzled by the object he goes to saint Peter and asks:
"Hey, Peter you have knowledge about the world of men , can you tell me what this is?" Saint Peter takes the sausage , he looks at it for a while, tastes it, smells it and shurgs his shoulders. "Take it to v**... Mary she has lived in the world bellow more than any of us "
So the angel goes to the Blessed v**... Mary and asks her to explain the obscure object. She takes it and looks at it for hours, then tastes it and smells it; finally she says:
"I have no ideea what this is, but it sure looks like the Holy Spirit!"