Holster Jokes
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A cowboy rides into town wearing a paper suit.
He's wearing a paper hat, a paper shirt, vest, jacket and pants. He even had a paper holster for his six-shooter.
He wasn't in town 10 minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
I rolled my first joint last night!
Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
How is holstering a gun similar to talking with a feminist?
If you don't have a good trigger guard, there's a good chance you'll end up shooting yourself in the foot.
Guy walks into the bar with his new boots.
One of the residents notices his shoes and comments on them.
The guy replies: 'yep, they are genuine Crocodile leather'.
He pulls his gun out of his holster and says, 'I have killed the croc myself with this gun'.
The resident is in awe and asks if he can get boots like that. 'Of course' says the guy, 'here, you can even use my gun'. He hands him the gun and the resident flies out to Australia.
A week later the guy returns with the man's gun but no boots. 'What happened', asks the gun owner, 'didn't you see any crocodiles?'
'Yeah, I must have killed about twenty', says the guy, 'but none of them were wearing such lovely boots.'
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