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28 holm jokes and hilarious holm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about holm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Holm Short Jokes

Short holm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The holm humour may include short blockbuster jokes also.

  1. So Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise...
    Apparently she found out that he'd been in A Few Good Men.
  2. Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes is inspecting a bed. He says to Watson, "this bed is missing something." Watson replies "no sheet sherlock."
  3. Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions.
  4. Watson found Holmes busily painting the front door bright yellow. "What on earth is that, Holmes?"
    "It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson."
  5. Just wrote this How does Sherlock Holmes find out what TV shows are on?
    He just asks Watson.
    (Works better out loud)
  6. Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar. The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.
  7. I'm going to make a Sherlock Holmes game that is 12 inches long. I'm going to call it
    The Games A Foot.
  8. That is astounding Holmes! How did you deduce it was lithium poisoning that ended that poor chap's life? Element three, my dear Watson.
  9. What did Sherlock Holmes say when Dr. Watson asked him what grade an eight year-old was in? Elementary, my dear Watson!
  10. Watson: what is another name for the digestive tract? Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.

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Holm One Liners

Which holm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with holm? I can suggest the ones about holly and villain.

  1. Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low? He's a master of deduction.
  2. What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally? Sheer luck Holmes
  3. Why doesn't sherlock holmes ever drink tea made in hospitals? He really hates more ER tea
  4. "Dad, look! I'm Sherlock Holmes' sidekick!" "You what son?
  5. Watson didn't make much money working for Sherlock Holmes Too many deductions
  6. I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes... He's great at making deductions.
  7. What do you call a cholo detective? Sherlock, Holmes.
  8. What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet? He de-deuces.
  9. What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to as a kid? Elementary my dear Watson
  10. What did Sherlock Holmes say after being asked to get a paternity test? Watson?
  11. What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite kind of rock? Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
  12. Why did Sherlok Holmes like the Mexican restaurant? It gave him good case ideas.
  13. Sherlock Holmes got audited by the IRS. He had too many deductions.
  14. Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch? Holm School
  15. What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that.

Holm joke, What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about holm can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of holm puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Ronda Rousey says she contemplated s**....

Holly Holm declined the rematch though.

Holmes and Watson were investigating a m**... at an archaeological dig-site

Holmes picks up several of the rocks and pebbles surrounding the m**... victim. After a while, Holmes turns to his companion and says "I've cracked the case. The suspect was clearly murdered with a blow to the head by a rock, which then crumbled and scattered into pieces."
"How on Earth can you tell?" exclaims Watson.
"It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."

Holmes is on the case...

Sherlock Holmes is investigating a m**... where the culprit had used a knife carved from Sandstone.
Dr. Watson finds the choice of m**... weapon odd.
"Holmes, who would kill another man with an Igneous rock?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson, Sedimentary..."

S. Holmes: Do you know what constipated means Watson?

Watson: No s**..., Sherlock?
(Cr

Mr. Holmes gets into a car accident...

He arrives at the emergency room but there's a fair wait. So he get's some tea from the vending machine and it's quite good. Once his time comes he's brought in and admitted to a room. He's then brought a meal from the kitchen and soon calls in the nurse.
"Nurse, I can't drink this horrid tea!" he says.
"Well what do you want from me?" she asks.
"MORE E.R. TEA!!"

Say, Holmes, can you tell me...

...what could be the cause of this terrible indigestion?
It's alimentary, my dear Watson.

How come Rhonda Rousey had a hard time making friends when she was younger?

Because she was Holm schooled.

Holmes, someone has put miracle grow on this freshly dug grave.

The plot thickens, my dear Watson.

Dr. Holm struggles with a bad conscience after s**... with a patient

A voice in him says, "Follow your desire". Another voice says: "Remember, you're a vet"

I am Holmium thulium einsteinium and sulfur

HoTmEsS

"Holmes, why have you painted your door yellow?" asked John.

"A lemon entry, my dear Watson!"

Holm joke, "Holmes, why have you painted your door yellow?" asked John.

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