Hollywood Actor Jokes
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Hollywood marriages
TV interviewer: You were married four times: to a banker, to an actor, to a minister, and to an undertaker. Can you tell me why?
Legendary actress: Well, it was One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four to go!
(I'll see myself out, no need to push...)
Hollywood isn't real
It's all just paid actors
Who are the two most impunctual actors in Hollywood?
Jenny S'late and Christian S'later
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I kind of feel bad for all of these big name actors and Hollywood people being outcast because of their deviant s**... behavior
Oh well, at least they can still be president.
Two weevils grew up in South Carolina
One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.
One went all the way out to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Which Hollywood actor can be a Software engineer in US?
Dev Patel
If Sean Lock was a Hollywood actor...
... He'd be Robert Frowny Jr.
- Jimmy Carr
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What do you call a Hollywood actor with bad B.O.
Bad Pitt
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Why Hollywood won't cast certain actors anymore
They got old. Now stop clicking.
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All the best actors have jumped to Netflix and HBO.
And the actors who just do Hollywood movies do fantasy adventure nonsense. They wear masks and capes, and really tight costumes. Their job isn’t acting anymore. It’s going to the gym twice a day and taking steroids. Have we got an award for most ripped j**...?
Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?
Cheap labor.
Lebron James quits basketball to become an actor
And he's taking his talents to Hollywood
Who is the easiest actor in Hollywood to rob?
Leonardo Dicaprio
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Hollywood Actor One Liners
Which hollywood actor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hollywood actor? I can suggest the ones about actor played and actress.
- Hollywood isn't real It's all just paid actors
- Who are the two most impunctual actors in Hollywood? Jenny S'late and Christian S'later
- Which Hollywood actor can be a Software engineer in US? Dev Patel
- If Sean Lock was a Hollywood actor... ... He'd be Robert Frowny Jr.
- Jimmy Carr - Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors? Cheap labor.
- Lebron James quits basketball to become an actor And he's taking his talents to Hollywood
- Who is the easiest actor in Hollywood to rob? Leonardo Dicaprio
- What do you call a Hollywood actor with bad B.O. Bad Pitt
- Why Hollywood won't cast certain actors anymore They got old. Now stop clicking.