Holly Jokes
34 holly jokes and hilarious holly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about holly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover witty and hilarious Holly jokes, from Phil and Holly to Red Dwarf Holly, and even Holly, Jessica, Sheryl and Terri. There's something for everyone who loves a good laugh!
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Funniest Holly Short Jokes
Short holly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The holly humour may include short holey jokes also.
- Holly Gennaro was angry with me for dropping her wristwatch when I saved her at Nakatomi Plaza. But what could I do? My Hans slipped.
- What was Lynyrd Skynyrd's biggest hit? The ground.
Follow-up line: It was a Buddy Holly cover. - Why did Buddy Holly retire from the music industry in 1959? His vocal chords were damaged in an accident.
- What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm? It was all broused up!
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Holly One Liners
Which holly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with holly? I can suggest the ones about hallow and hock.
- What do you call a potato that wears glasses? Spuddy Holly
- What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that.
- Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost.
- I don't know who Holly was But I decked the halls with her bowels like everyone said.
- What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
- What's John McClane's favorite Christmas decoration? HOLLY!!!!!
- My name is Holly. What's my drunk superhero name?
AlcoHolly. - Holly... How much does Holly cost?
- Ronda Rousey says she contemplated s**.... Holly Holm declined the rematch though.
Hilarious Fun Holly Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about holly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean molly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make holly pranks.
Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson
On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.
A couple of Blondes are out in the woods hunting.......
When one of them falls to the ground and her eyes close. The other blonde whips out her cell phone and calls 911. She gasps to the operator, Help! Help! My friend Holly is dead! What should I do? The operator, in a calm voice, says, Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure she's really dead.
After a brief silence, a shot rings out, then the blonde's voice comes back on the line. OK, now what?
Hollywood marriages
TV interviewer: You were married four times: to a banker, to an actor, to a minister, and to an undertaker. Can you tell me why?
Legendary actress: Well, it was One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four to go!
(I'll see myself out, no need to push...)
HOLLYWOOD
They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a s**... but id only been married for 10
An arab at airport
An arab at airport:
\- Name?
\- Abdul Al Razhib.
\- s**...?
\- Three to five times a week.
\- No, no, I mean: male or female?
\- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
\- Holly cow!
\- Yes... cow, dog, even sheep.
\- But isn't that hostile?
\- Horse style, d**..., any style!
\- Oh, dear!
\- No, no... deer run to fast!
At a monastery
3 disabled friars are walking the grounds of the monastery. 1 blind, 1 deaf and 1 in a wheelchair. They walk past a lake and the blind one says it is a holly lake that miracles occur in. The guy in the wheelchair says let's try. The blind guy enters and when he comes out he says "what a beautiful morning" . The deaf guy enters and when he comes out says "listen to the birds". The guy in the wheelchair rolls in and when he comes out exclaims "NEW WHEELS"
A Hollywood janitor decided to try his hand at directing
He's billing himself as "the director who swept the Oscars"
Hollywood isn't real
It's all just paid actors
Hollywood is fake!
Its all paid actors
Hollywood is such a fake industry
Just a bunch of paid actors
What did Hollywood say when they made another Batman movie?
Done another-nother-nother-done-another-nother-nother...Batman!
A census enumerator is working out in the country when he knocks on the door of a farmhouse.
A woman opens the door, and the man explains he's with the census and she agrees to do the interview. Eventually he gets to the part where he asks if she has children.
Let's see, says the woman, There's Timmy and Tammy; they're 4. There's Molly and Holly; they're 8. There's Terry and Larry; they're–
The census worker cuts her off, wide-eyed. You mean to tell me, he says, that you got twins EVERY time?!
The woman laughs and says Oh goodness, no! There was hundreds of times we didn't get anything!
Hollywood is really taking climate change seriously
Vin Diesel even changed his name to Vin Solar
In Hollywood, all facts are supposed to be taken with a grain of...
Coke
Hollywood Halloween
Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone were discussing their next Halloween costumes. They wanted to get away from the typical scary characters and do something different.
Bruce: 'how about historical figures? I'll go as Freud.'
Sly: 'ok, sounds good. I'll go as Leonardo Da Vinci.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger overhears their discussion, walks over and replies 'I'll be Bach.'
Which Hollywood actor can be a Software engineer in US?
Dev Patel
Hollywood once made a film about erectile dysfunction
It was a flop
Hollywood should remake "Freaky Friday" between a priest and a scientist.
The Title should be "Converting the Masses"
Why don't Hollywood make zombie movies anymore?
Because they've been done to death
