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56 hollow jokes and hilarious hollow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hollow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Hollow Jokes are a hilarious take on classic creatures and legends like Hollow Knight, Sleepy Hollow, Casper the Friendly Ghost, and other spooky superstars like pumpkin and pina. Read on to find out how you can spook up your life with cheeky puns and jokes that will leave you laughing for days.

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Funniest Hollow Short Jokes

Short hollow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hollow humour may include short hallow jokes also.

  1. What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.
  2. How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.
  3. What's the difference between a straw and a dutch comedian? One is a hollow cylinder, the other is a silly Hollander.
    I'll see myself out.
  4. Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman? It takes too long to hollow out her head.
    (I got this one from my uncle)
  5. Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies!
    .... And I'll just see myself out.
  6. Do you know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman? You have to hollow out the head!
  7. What's the difference between a funny Dutch man and a tube? one is a hollow cylinder while the other is a silly hollander.
  8. How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November.
  9. What do Trump and a Jack-o-Lantern have in common? Both are hollow, orange, and need to be thrown out by early November.
  10. What do you call a Dark Souls fan who has stayed up too long and has been too tired to play properly for the past hour? Sleepy Hollow.

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Hollow One Liners

Which hollow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hollow? I can suggest the ones about skeleton and hole.

  1. Why was the gunman bad at arguing? He only had hollow points.
  2. Why can't witches get pregnant? Because their husbands have hollow weenies.
  3. I once won a pumpkin carving contest. It was a hollow victory.
  4. Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!
  5. Why can't ghosts reproduce? Because they have hollow weenies!
    Happy Spooktober!
  6. Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies.
  7. Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
  8. What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)
  9. What did one Pumpkin say to the other? Happy Hollowing!
  10. Women are like draino They will clean you out, but leave you feeling hollow inside
  11. What do you call a pepper without a soul? A Hollow-Peño
  12. What do you call an empty Dachshund? A Hollow Wiener.
  13. Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? You would be to if you gave birth to a nation
  14. Why did WW2 cause Germany to go broke The hollow cost
  15. HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies? Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Hollow joke, HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about hollow can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of hollow puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Great Hollow Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about hollow you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cavity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make hollow prank.

What is h**...'s favourite type of pizza?

The Hollow Crust.

Why did h**... save the plaster after his broken arm had healed?

He wanted a hollow cast.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow w**...

Two rabbits were chased by hounds

They ran until they couldn't run anymore. Holed up in a hollow log, the rabbits were safely out of reach while the hounds bayed outside.
The boy rabbit looked at the girl rabbit and asked, "What do we do now?"
"We stay here until we outnumber them."
- w**... Guthrie

A Jewish Man tries to buy a small hollow...

He could've, if it wasn't for the hollow cost.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What's the difference between a length of pipe and a pale Dutchman?

One's a hollow cylinder, and the other's a sallow Hollander.

A cop pulls over Sleepy Hollow on Halloween night.

"Why were you going so fast? Can't you see all of this traffic in front of you? A lot of trick-or-treaters are out tonight."
"Sorry officer, I was just trying to get ahead."

Last Holloween I was visited by person wearing a costume of Gloria Gaynor with blood marks

At first I was afraid; I was petrified.

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Because her husband had a hollow w**...

A Tale Of Two Skunks

Once upon a time there were two little skunks named "In" and "Out."
They lived in a hollow tree with their mother.
Sometimes In and Out played outside, but other times they played inside.
One day In was out and Out was in.
The mother skunk asked Out to go out and bring In in.
So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in with In. "My my, Out," she said, "how did you find In so quickly?"
Out just smiled and said, "Instinct."

The n**... really wasted so much money and effort on a racist motive which made no sense

It truly was a hollow cost

My body is built like a temple

There are many hollow passageways where things enter and leave

What's orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November?

Trumpkin

Reporter 1: The cult members seem totally brainwashed, and still place their blind faith in a false savior offering hollow promises of salvation!

Reporter 2: And that concludes our report from the White House.

Two brain surgeons are discussing cases over lunch.

Surgeon 1: I just don't understand it. I treated a monk with epilepsy by implanting a seizure inhibitor device - the one with a microcomputer that sends out current to negate the seizure. It's working perfectly and his seizures are gone, but he keeps putting acorns and stuff into hollow spaces in trees. He didn't display this behavior before the surgery but now he seems compelled to do this.
Surgeon 2: The answer is obvious. After the implant he is a chip monk.

Once upon a time there were two little skunks named "In" and "Out."

They lived in a hollow tree with their mother. Sometimes In and Out played outside, but other times they played inside.

One day In was out and Out was in. The mother skunk asked Out to go out and bring In in. So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in with In.

"My my, Out," she said, "how did you find In so quickly?"

Out just smiled and said, "Instinct."

Mommy and Daddy rabbit were enjoying a splendid afternoon in the woods.

Suddenly, the sound of hunting dogs shattered their idyllic time together. They ran for their lives. The dogs were relentless. Finally the two terrified bunnies took shelter in a hollow log. The dogs had them trapped. The situation seemed hopeless.
Daddy looked at Mommy and said "Well, we'll just have to outnumber them."

Hollow joke, I once won a pumpkin carving contest.

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