Hollow Jokes
55 hollow jokes and hilarious hollow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hollow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Hollow Jokes are a hilarious take on classic creatures and legends like Hollow Knight, Sleepy Hollow, Casper the Friendly Ghost, and other spooky superstars like pumpkin and pina. Read on to find out how you can spook up your life with cheeky puns and jokes that will leave you laughing for days.
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Funniest Hollow Short Jokes
Short hollow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hollow humour may include short hallow jokes also.
- What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.
- What do you call a Dark Souls fan who has stayed up too long and has been too tired to play properly for the past hour? Sleepy Hollow.
- Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
- A Jewish Man tries to buy a small hollow... He could've, if it wasn't for the hollow cost.
- My body is built like a temple There are many hollow passageways where things enter and leave
- What do you call a hollow that chicks live in? A bird den.
*I'm sorry, I hope this is the right sub for this.* - Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside.
Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same. - What did the German call a price tag that's empty on the inside? A hollow cost.
- What do you get when a vampire eats a dachshund? Hollow-ween
- Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon.. It had a hollow cast.
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Hollow One Liners
Which hollow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hollow? I can suggest the ones about skeleton and hole.
- Why was the gunman bad at arguing? He only had hollow points.
- I once won a pumpkin carving contest. It was a hollow victory.
- Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
- What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)
- What did one Pumpkin say to the other? Happy Hollowing!
- What do you call an empty Dachshund? A Hollow Wiener.
- Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? You would be to if you gave birth to a nation
- Why did WW2 cause Germany to go broke The hollow cost
- Why did the Jew refuse to pay his banking fees? He didn't like the hollow cost.
- Why is it hard to make an anti vax snowman? Because you gotta hollow out the head
- Did you hear about the hollow egg? It's not all it's cracked up to be.
- What do you call a hollow fortune cookie? "The Lottery". Because there's no fortune.
- What do you call an empty reason? A Hollow Cause
P.S. Read it out loud - What do you call Dracula's thoughts on toilet paper? A hollow ween.
- What's worse than a hollow chocolate bunny on Easter? A Halloweenie on October 31st.
Great Hollow Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about hollow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cavity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hollow pranks.
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Do you know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman?
You have to hollow out the head!
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Sorry in advance as this is a very s**... joke
Two ants are strolling down the forest when they find the body of an old pen. It's hollow as the ink was removed, so get inside and it's nice and cozy. It's actually so nice that they decide to invite some other ants there, later that day, for a party, even hired an ant DJ.
What's the name of this movie?
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Independence day
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What is h**...'s favourite type of pizza?
The Hollow Crust.
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Why did h**... save the plaster after his broken arm had healed?
He wanted a hollow cast.
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I saw h**... buying something really cheap today..
He said it had a hollow cost.
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Two rabbits were chased by hounds
They ran until they couldn't run anymore. Holed up in a hollow log, the rabbits were safely out of reach while the hounds bayed outside.
The boy rabbit looked at the girl rabbit and asked, "What do we do now?"
"We stay here until we outnumber them."
- w**... Guthrie
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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
It takes too long to hollow out her head.
(I got this one from my uncle)
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How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin?
They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November.
A cop pulls over Sleepy Hollow on Halloween night.
"Why were you going so fast? Can't you see all of this traffic in front of you? A lot of trick-or-treaters are out tonight."
"Sorry officer, I was just trying to get ahead."
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s**... without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without s**...
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The n**... really wasted so much money and effort on a racist motive which made no sense
It truly was a hollow cost
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What similarities does Trump share with the Halloween Pumpkin?
Other than the obvious, both are orange...
1) They are hollow inside and...
2) ..should be thrown out in November!
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What do you call a sausage casing that is having a great day?
A happy hollow w**...!
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Reporter 1: The cult members seem totally brainwashed, and still place their blind faith in a false savior offering hollow promises of salvation!
Reporter 2: And that concludes our report from the White House.
Two brain surgeons are discussing cases over lunch.
Surgeon 1: I just don't understand it. I treated a monk with epilepsy by implanting a seizure inhibitor device - the one with a microcomputer that sends out current to negate the seizure. It's working perfectly and his seizures are gone, but he keeps putting acorns and stuff into hollow spaces in trees. He didn't display this behavior before the surgery but now he seems compelled to do this.
Surgeon 2: The answer is obvious. After the implant he is a chip monk.
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Why can't ghosts reproduce?
Because they have hollow weenies!
Happy Spooktober!
Mommy and Daddy rabbit were enjoying a splendid afternoon in the woods.
Suddenly, the sound of hunting dogs shattered their idyllic time together. They ran for their lives. The dogs were relentless. Finally the two terrified bunnies took shelter in a hollow log. The dogs had them trapped. The situation seemed hopeless.
Daddy looked at Mommy and said "Well, we'll just have to outnumber them."
