Hollander Jokes
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Dexter Holland wasn't always lead singer of the Offspring
Long ago he was in the seafood industry. He had a job shucking oysters for a restaurant. Anyway, one day he sees an ad for a competition in oyster shucking, but it is a team challenge. He shows up solo, and knows he won't be let in. His confidence is low at this point, but he still signs up. The attendant notices he only writes down one name, and asks why, to which Dexter replies:
"I'm just a shucker with no shellfish team"
What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?
Wooden shoe like me to tell you.
[Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one]
What's the difference between a straw and a dutch comedian?
One is a hollow cylinder, the other is a silly Hollander.
I'll see myself out.
Why does Tom Holland never drive?
Because Andrew and Tobey are more experienced parallel Parkers
What's the difference between a funny Dutch man and a tube?
one is a hollow cylinder while the other is a silly hollander.
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