Hollandaise Jokes
25 hollandaise jokes and hilarious hollandaise puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hollandaise that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Hollandaise Short Jokes
Short hollandaise jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hollandaise humour may include short plate jokes also.
- Just realized I really like eggs Benedict when they're served on disposable dishes.. There's just no plates like foam for the Hollandaise
- I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
- I have searched the world over for a chef who can make eggs Benedict like mama used to. But there's no place like home for the hollandaise.
- What do you call a guy who traveled to his family just for their condiments? Home for the Hollandaise
- It's no surprise Benedict Cumberbatch always pairs up with Tom Holland during interviews. After all, Eggs Benedict often comes with Hollandaise sauce.
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Hollandaise One Liners
Which hollandaise one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hollandaise? I can suggest the ones about dish and clause.
- I feel like Hollandaise... because I am egg-sauce-ted
- What does a jolly Santa put on his Eggs Benedict? Happy Hollandaise!
- What's Madonna's favorite sauce? Hollandaise. Celebrate.
- I celebrate my food. Happy Hollandaise.
- Got a Christmas card from an eggs benedict... It read, "Happy Hollandaise".
Fun-Filled Hollandaise Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about hollandaise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mayonnaise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hollandaise pranks.
A man goes to the dentist for a check-up
"Uh oh" the dentist says, "looks like your denture plate is eroding a bit. Have you been eating any new foods lately?"
The man thinks for a moment and says "you know, my wife has been using a lot of hollandaise sauce lately. She's been putting it on every dish."
"Ah, that explains it" the dentist replies. "We'll have to make you a new denture plate, but this one will need to be made of chrome."
"Chrome?" The man asks in surprise. "Why chrome?"
"Well, you know what they say", replies the dentist.
"There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"
This time of year reminds me of that time I spent Christmas on the road ...
I stopped into a little diner for breakfast, and ordered the Christmas Eggs Benedict. The waitress came and delivered it on a shiny metal plate. I said, "This is fancy." She replied, "Well hon', you know there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
Did you hear about the new Christmas restaurant downtown?
They have an eggs Benedict dish that they service on car hub caps - it's called there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise
Bad holiday joke
I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
A man goes to the dentist...
A dentist found something wrong with one of his patients. The upper plate that had been put in earlier was corroding. "What have you been eating?" the dentists asked the man.
"All I can think of is that about three months ago my wife made some asparagus and put Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much, I put it on everything now."
"That's the problem," the dentist said, frowning. "Hollandaise sauce contains lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?"
"It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
A man and his corroded dental appliance..
A man returned for the third time to the dentist to get his dental appliance replaced due to corrosion.
The dentist asked if he ate a highly acid diet, or was fond of citrus, etc.
The man replied that his wife made an excellent holllandaise sauce that was so good he put it on just about everything, and of course it has a lot of lemon juice in it.
"OK" the dentist said, "I have just the thing. I'll order a new one made with chromium"
"That will fix it?" the man asked.
"Absolutely", the dentist replied
"There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise".
A man visits a dentist
He has horrible pain in his mouth.
The dentist examines him, and says, "There is extensive damage in here, what is your diet like?"
The man says, "Hollandaise sauce. Morning, noon and night. I eat it on everything."
"Well, the damage seems very extensive, but I think I can fix it. You will need several root canals, and then I will install a chrome plate."
"A chrome plate? That seems really severe."
"Don't worry, you will be able to eat anything you want. No problems."
"Even hollandaise? I really love that sauce."
"Why sure, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
Time to pun-ish you all!
A rope walked into a bar. The bartender looked at it and said, "Hey! No ropes in here!" So the rope walked out. Once outside, it twisted upon itself a number of times, then rubbed it's short free end until it was just a bunch of fibers without any organization. Upon completion of this, the rope walked back into the bar. The bartender looked at it and asked, "Are you a rope?" The rope responded, "I am a frayed knot."
A man walked into Denny's shortly before christmas. He was seated and ordered eggs benedict. He was surprised when the waiter brought his food out on a shiny, new hubcap. When he inquired as to why, the waiter responded, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
So a guy goes to his dentist...
...to get some a prosthetic plate fitted. Well, a month or so later he goes back. The new plates just don't feel like they are sitting correctly and feel as if they are a little loose. His dentist takes a look and asks, "Have you been eating anything particularly acidic?"
"Well... my wife does make this great Hollandaise sauce and I love it. I have been putting it on everything lately."
The dentist says, "Yep. That's it. You see the lemon juice in that Hollandaise is wearing away at the edges of your plate. But, not a problem, I can replace it with a chrome plate."
"Oh? Would that really be better?"
"Of course! Theres no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.
The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious - Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
