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Holla Jokes

9 holla jokes and hilarious holla puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about holla that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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In Holland you aren't allowed to flush children down the toilet.

Too many clogs.

What do you call the fee you have to pay a Jewish girl in order to hit on her?

The holla cost.

I'd like to go to Holland some day...

Wooden shoe?

What do Holland and Saudi Arabia have in common?

You can legally get s**... in both.

I would like to go to Holland one day

Wooden shoe?

Holla at ya boi!!!

Man I'm so jealous of Jay-Z...
He knows exactly how many problems he has.

So I bought a h**... named Holla. Wanna know how much Holla cost?

About 6 million.

At the Holland border.

So a guy is going through the Holland custom. The officer ask him:
-Do you have alcohol?
-No.
-Do you have weapons?
-No.
-Do you have drugs?
-No.
-Want some?

If someone from Holland married a Filipino...

would their kids be called Hollapiños?

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