Holiness Jokes

Funniest Holiness Short Jokes

Short holiness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The holiness humour may include short christianity holy jokes also.

1. I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
   They bless the rain down in Africa.
2. Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why? inflation
   Holy smokes this blew up, THANK YOU all for the awards and the silver!!
3. I always wondered why you hear stories of vampires in Europe but never Africa. Then I remembered vampires are killed by holy water, and they bless the rain down in Africa
4. The Holy Bible teaches us to love one another... ...the Kama Sutra is a bit more specific.
5. How many Mexicans? How many Mexicans does it take to...
   Holy sh\*\* they're already done.
6. I accidentally drank holy water with my laxatives I will start a religious movement anytime now
7. To most religious people, the holy books are like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree"
8. I was wondering why there were so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa, and than I realized Vampires are killed by Holy water... They blessed the rains down in Africa.
9. A masked priest just threw some holy water at me... ... I think it was a blessing in disguise.
10. A conversation with my 7 year old brother. "Look at all of these beautiful horse"
    "Horses"
    "Horse is already plural, isn't it?"
    "You're thinking of elk"
    "Holy mooses, you're right"

Share These Holiness Jokes With Friends

Holiness One Liners

Which holiness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with holiness? I can suggest the ones about holy and holiest.

1. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
   
2. What's the opposite of Holy Water? Nestle
3. Why isn't Holy Water used in vaccines ? Because, you can't take the Lords name in vein.
4. What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water? A religious movement.
5. The Holy Land isn't a fake place Israel
6. The Holy Bible tells us to love one another. The Kama Sutra is more specific.
7. I've just invented a perfume made from holy water. Eau my God
8. What is the chemical formula for Holy Water? H2OMG
9. Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water? She was taking god's name in vein.
10. Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy.
11. Though some people may tell you that the holy land is fake... ... it Israel
12. Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
13. What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar
14. Did you hear about the temple that burnt down? Holy smokes.
15. I left my job as a pastor to start a cigarette company It's called "Holy Smokes"

Cheeky Holiness Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about holiness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salvation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make holiness pranks.