Holiday Party Jokes

20 holiday party jokes and hilarious holiday party puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about holiday party that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Holiday Party Short Jokes

Short holiday party jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The holiday party humour may include short christmas party jokes also.

  1. Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to...
    Just said it was a stag do for his friend
    Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed
  2. How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed.
    My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
  3. What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party? A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
  4. What do holiday parties and after school clubs have in common? They both feature Chess nuts!
  5. What do you call a political group advocating for more national holidays? The "Let's" Party

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Holiday Party One Liners

Which holiday party one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with holiday party? I can suggest the ones about birthday party and cocktail party.

  1. How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet.
  2. What do bagels and holiday parties have in common? They're both better toasted
  3. They're having a holiday party for the Erectile Dysfunction Society. Nobody can't come.
  4. What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party? Falafel and hummus.
  5. A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish.
  6. Holiday Dinner Party

Heartwarming Holiday Party Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about holiday party you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids party jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make holiday party pranks.

A guy goes to a New Year's Day party. There are hundreds of people, holiday music is playing.

A few groups of people are playing cards. Others are shooting billiards. Yet another group is sitting around a warm fire telling stories. Everyone seems to be having a wonderful time. Realizing he is hungry, the man gets in a large queue and starts chatting with an old friend. After many minutes go by, he realizes he is not in the food line at all. He asks his friend about if this is the right line. Oh, no, the friend said...
This is the punchline.

A couple is new in town and goes to a local holiday party

The wife admonished her husband, That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?
Why should it? answered her spouse. I keep telling them it's for you.

Two married ladies go for a girly holiday to the Carribbean

They meet a handsome muscular black man on the first day.
They have a wild week of threesomes and parties, and on the last day the ladies say we never asked you your name.
He replies "my name is snow"
The ladies immediately burst out laughing.
The man looking rather upset asks why they are laughing.
And the ladies say "I don't think our husbands will believe that we got 10 inches of snow in the Caribbean.


A University of Alabama student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where y'all go to school? " The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The Alabama student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE Y'ALL GO TO SCHOOL?? "

I need your hilarious minds.

Help me come up with a funny thing to dress up as for a party that's themed be my date on this date . AKA, dress up as a day of the year or holiday. Fave idea so far is going as a box for boxing day.

My friend was talking about "Super Bowl Monday"

Friend: "We should get Super Bowl Monday to be a holiday. People spend all night watching the game, drinking, and partying, but in the morning they have to go to work."
Teacher: "Is that what you plan on doing on Sunday?
Friend: "No, I don't have a job."