Holiday Destination Jokes
6 holiday destination jokes and hilarious holiday destination puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about holiday destination that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A cyclops and his wife looking for their prefect holiday destination
Cyclobs: How do you spell Hawaii?
Wife: Well... You need two i's...
Cyclobs (putting the pen down): My life is just a joke to you isn't it, Linda?
What is a computernerds favorite holiday destination?
Cyberia
What is a holiday destination recommended by dentists?
Fluorida
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What's a sheep's favourite holiday destination?
It's not the Baa-h**...... Its not Baa-li... Its not Baa-arbados...
It's Devon
If Trump wins, I´m going to Mexico, if Clinton wins, I´ll go to Canada.
America, my next holiday destination is in your hands!
An act of Kindness....
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.
The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop and said, "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer."
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel.
They, as expected, gladly accepted the offer, and were on their way.
About a month later the little lady came in to his shop."And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.
"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you.
But, one thing puzzled me.
"Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"
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