Holeinone Jokes
16 holeinone jokes and hilarious holeinone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about holeinone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Holeinone Short Jokes
Short holeinone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The holeinone humour may include short putt jokes also.
- Why do Dads bring an extra pair of socks to the golf course? In case they get a hole-in-one!
- Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf? In case you get a hole-in-one
(stolen from some girl at school) - Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? In case he gets a hole-in-one
- Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
- I'd love it if my friend could have multiple strokes Playing against his constant hole-in-one shots makes me want to quit golf.
- Did you see the story about the women that was blinded at the Ryder Cup? She went to see the golf with her own eyes....and then got a hole-in-one
- A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one
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Holeinone One Liners
Which holeinone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with holeinone? I can suggest the ones about golf and ends.
- Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- s**... on the golf course: Is that considered a "hole-in-one?"
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What funny jokes about holeinone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean farmer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make holeinone pranks.
An American businessman was in Japan...
He hired a local h**... and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."
A priest and a farmer are playing a round of golf.
On the first hole, the priest clasps his hands, says a prayer and shoots a hole-in-one.
When it's the farmers turn, he shoots and the ball ends up in the woods.
The farmer is furious and screams: "g**... I missed".
The priest tells him "If you curse one more time, god will punish you".
On the second hole, the priest clasps his hands, says a prayer and shoots another hole-in-one.
When it's the farmers turn, he shoots and this ball also ends up in the woods.
He screams "g**... I missed"
A loud rumble is heard and lightning strikes the *priest*.
Shortly after, a voice is heard from above the clouds saying "g**... I missed"
A man goes on a business trip to Japan. The night before his big meeting, he hires a p**....
He really seems to be having a good time, because as they do their thing, she keeps enthusiastically saying things in Japanese over and over again.
The next day, he invites the Japanese businessmen out for a game of golf after their meeting. After a nice hole-in-one, he decides to try out a phrase his p**... used the other night to express his excitement. One of the businessmen turns to him and says, "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"
"So how was your golf game today, dear?"
"Well, it was fine until Tom hit a hole-in-one on the third and promptly dropped dead of a heart attack."
"Oh, my! That's terrible!"
"You're telling me! For fifteen holes it was 'hit the ball, drag Tom, hit the ball, drag Tom'."
An American travels on business to Japan for the first time, and decides to pick up a h**...
When he was diddling her, she kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!" The guy figured this was a term for something great.
The next day, he went golfing with his Japanese client and colleagues, and he got a hole-in-one. He wanted to impress his Japanese friends, so he yelled out, "Fujifoo!!!"
The Japanese speaking folks looked confused, and one of them finally said, "No, you got the right hole."
A man goes golfing
And he hits the most incredible drive, an absolute rocket. 100 down range a bird flies into the middle of the fairway, gets smoked by the ball and drops down dead. The man walks up to the bird and sees that the ball has gone right through!
This begs the question, is it a birdie or a hole-in-one.
If a Birdie is one less than par, and an Eagle is two less than par, and an Albatross is three less than par…
…then, in keeping with an avian theme, why can't a Hole-in-One be referred to as a Bay-Gull?
TL;DR-
A Bagel isn't a Bagel unless there's a Hole-in-One.