Holeinone Jokes
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Funniest Holeinone Short Jokes
Short holeinone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The holeinone humour may include short golf jokes also.
- Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? In case he gets a hole-in-one
- Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
- I'd love it if my friend could have multiple strokes Playing against his constant hole-in-one shots makes me want to quit golf.
- Did you see the story about the women that was blinded at the Ryder Cup? She went to see the golf with her own eyes....and then got a hole-in-one
- A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one
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Holeinone One Liners
Which holeinone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with holeinone? I can suggest the ones about farmer and round.
- s**... on the golf course: Is that considered a "hole-in-one?"
Gather Around for Heartwarming Holeinone Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about holeinone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hollow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make holeinone pranks.
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An American businessman was in Japan...
He hired a local h**... and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."
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A priest and a farmer are playing a round of golf.
On the first hole, the priest clasps his hands, says a prayer and shoots a hole-in-one.
When it's the farmers turn, he shoots and the ball ends up in the woods.
The farmer is furious and screams: "g**... I missed".
The priest tells him "If you curse one more time, god will punish you".
On the second hole, the priest clasps his hands, says a prayer and shoots another hole-in-one.
When it's the farmers turn, he shoots and this ball also ends up in the woods.
He screams "g**... I missed"
A loud rumble is heard and lightning strikes the *priest*.
Shortly after, a voice is heard from above the clouds saying "g**... I missed"
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A man goes on a business trip to Japan. The night before his big meeting, he hires a p**....
He really seems to be having a good time, because as they do their thing, she keeps enthusiastically saying things in Japanese over and over again.
The next day, he invites the Japanese businessmen out for a game of golf after their meeting. After a nice hole-in-one, he decides to try out a phrase his p**... used the other night to express his excitement. One of the businessmen turns to him and says, "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"
"So how was your golf game today, dear?"
"Well, it was fine until Tom hit a hole-in-one on the third and promptly dropped dead of a heart attack."
"Oh, my! That's terrible!"
"You're telling me! For fifteen holes it was 'hit the ball, drag Tom, hit the ball, drag Tom'."
A man goes golfing
And he hits the most incredible drive, an absolute rocket. 100 down range a bird flies into the middle of the fairway, gets smoked by the ball and drops down dead. The man walks up to the bird and sees that the ball has gone right through!
This begs the question, is it a birdie or a hole-in-one.
If a Birdie is one less than par, and an Eagle is two less than par, and an Albatross is three less than par…
…then, in keeping with an avian theme, why can't a Hole-in-One be referred to as a Bay-Gull?
TL;DR-
A Bagel isn't a Bagel unless there's a Hole-in-One.
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A nun and a priest
A nun and a priest decide to take a day off, so they go golfing.
The nun gets a hole-in-one, but the priest hits it into a sand trap.
He's so angry, he shouts "God d**..., I missed!".
The nun reminds him not to take the Lord's name in vain, and the priest apologizes and tries again.
He hits it into the rough, and in his anger, shouts "God d**..., I MISSED!".
The nun once again tells him not to take the Lord's name in vain, and he apologizes again.
On his third shot, he hits it into the water and yells "GOD d**... I MISSED!" and before the nun can say anything, a bolt of lightning strikes the nun, killing her instantly.
Out of nowhere, a loud voice booms "God d**..., I missed".
