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Funniest Hole In One Short Jokes

Short hole in one jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hole in one humour may include short golf hole in one jokes also.

  1. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key!
    This is one of the oldest jokes ever recorded. It was found in a 10th century book of Anglo Saxon poetry.
  2. what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them.
  3. Joke of the day about blondes. Two blondes fell down a hole.
    One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
    The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see." :-D
  4. "Why do dads take an extra pair of sock when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
  5. If it takes 6 men 6 days to dig 6 holes, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole? There is no such thing as a half a hole. It's just a hole.
  6. What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole.
  7. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
  8. 2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said "*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"
    The second one said"*I don't know,I cant see.*"
  9. Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to the Masters. Just in case they get a hole in one.
  10. I shot a bullet into the air and it hit my hand. On one hand I'm really happy that it didn't hit my head and kill me, but on the other hand I have a big gaping hole now.

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Hole In One One Liners

Which hole in one one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hole in one? I can suggest the ones about hole and golf putt.

  1. I was cleaning one of my finger guns. I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
  2. You should always bring two pairs of pants golfing. Just in case you get a hole in one.
  3. How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
  4. Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of socks? Just in case they get a hole in one!
  5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he had a hole in one.
  6. Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing? You might get a hole in one.
  7. My teacher told me to tuck my shirt in. I said, "Why?"
    "Because it *looks* like you've just had s**...," he said, zipping his trouser.
  8. Why do golfers have an extra pair of socks? Incase they get a hole in one.
  9. Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one
  10. Why did tiger woods bring three socks instead of two? In case he got a hole in one.
  11. Why did the Golfer bring two pairs of pants to the game? In case he got a hole in one
  12. What is good for golf and bad for socks? A hole in one.
  13. Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one
  14. Why did the golfer pack an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one
  15. Did you hear the one about the 3 giant holes in the ground? Well, well, well...

Golf Hole In One Jokes

Here is a list of funny golf hole in one jokes and even better golf hole in one puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Went golfing with a buddy, and I asked him why he brought an extra pair of socks. He said, "In case I get a hole in one."
  • My Dad who plays golf. I always asked dad why he bought an extra pair of socks when he played golf. Told me in case he got a hole in one. 😂
  • Why do Dads bring an extra pair of socks to the golf course? In case they get a hole-in-one!
  • Guys, golf is literally so easy.... I've played one hole and I've got 47 points
  • Borrowed a pair of my stepdad's socks the other day He said to be careful as they were his lucky golfing socks.
    They have a hole in one.
  • Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  • I never wear golf socks. They've always got a hole in one.
  • Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf? In case you get a hole-in-one
    (stolen from some girl at school)
  • Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? In case he gets a hole-in-one
  • I heard that Tiger Woods takes an extra pair of trousers with him when he plays golf. It's just in case he gets a hole in one.

Fun-Filled Hole In One Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about hole in one you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean golf putting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hole in one pranks.

This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.

He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"

An American man meets a woman while on a business trip to Paris. She barely speaks any English, but their date goes well...

During s**..., she is moaning and basically screaming C'est le mauvais trou . He is emboldened and confident, seeing how much he's pleasing her. Over and over again, C'est le mauvais trou!
The next day, he's playing golf with a client who hits an amazing hole in one. Eager to use his new compliment, the man says C'est le mauvais trou!
The client replies What the h**... do you mean that's the wrong hole?!

A man goes to Japan on business and hires a p**....

He doesn't speak any Japanese and she barely speaks any English. While they are going at it she yells out, "Gama Su! Gama Su!" Knowing that she has been satisfied he goes to bed.
The next day he plays golf and one of his associates gets a hole in one. Everyone goes crazy, so to enjoy in the excitement he yells, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"
Everybody goes silent and one of his Japanese associates says, "What do you mean wrong hole?"

A business man goes to Japan for a business meeting...

This man gets there late at night. He was feeling a little lonely, so he got a Japanese h**.... He has his way with the h**... and feels like he did a pretty good job, considering she was screaming out one word the entire time in Japanese. The next day, this man went golfing with the Japanese business men he was going to meet with. During their golf outing, he gets a hole in one! The Japanese men start screaming and celebrating in Japanese words. The man got very excited too and yelled out the only Japanese word he could think of, and that was the one he learned from his h**.... He yelled out this word, and all the Japanese business men look at him strangely. One of them comes up to the business man and asks "what you mean wrong hole?"

A man went to China.

He hired a p**... to keep him company during the night, and when things got serious, she kept shouting a word in Chinese.
The next day, the man went to a golf course with a couple of business associates. They had a good afternoon until a person hit a hole in one. Everyone started shouting in excitement, and the man decided to join in, shouting the word he hears last night, thinking it was that of excitement.
Everyone turned to the man in silence. After a full minute of awkward silence, the one who made the shot asked "What do you mean, wrong hole?"

An Englishman went on a business trip to Japan...

When he got there, he stayed in a nice hotel and decided to call a prostitution service. Not knowing a single word of Japanese, it was he struggled with the ordering process.
When the girl finally arrived, they stripped down and get down to business... They were having a blast and the girl kept screaming **"Machigatta ana, Machigatta ana..!!"** Deciding that it was a sign that the girl was pleasantly satisfied, he thought nothing of it and continued all night long.
The next morning, the Englishman went and have a round of golf with his Japanese business partner. His business partner swung first.... **BAM!** **Hole in one!**
"Nice shot my friend, machigatta ana..." said the Englishman
Looking puzzled, his business partner replied
"That shot was perfect... but what do you mean 'wrong hole'?"

A nice clean jewish joke

The young rabbi was an avid golfer. Even on Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year, he snuck out by himself for a quick nine holes.
On the last hole he teed off, and a gust of wind carried his ball directly over the hole and dropped it in for a hole in one.
An angel who witnessed this miracle complained to God, This guy is playing golf on Yom Kippur, and you cause him to get a hole in one? This is a punishment?
Of course it is, said the Lord, smiling. Who can he tell?

On the back of u/baldillin

A young Rabbi is a very avid golfer. He even goes out on Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year to play some holes. On his last hole the wind carries the ball and he sinks an amazing hole in one.
In Heaven an angel complains to God, this Rabbi is playing golf on Yom Kippur and you give him a hole in one as punishment!?
Of course, God says, who can he tell?

Why did the golfer buy two pairs of socks?

He was afraid he'd get a hole in one
^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out

As a golfer, it's always smart to wear 2 pairs of pants.

You know, just in case you get a hole in one.

What's the difference between a really good golfer and a police officer on paid administrative leave?

One shot a hole in one, the other shot a hole in Juan.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.
(As told to me by my seven year old)

A man was in Japan, and had hired a p**...

And as he was going at it, she was screaming "Fujifoo! Fujifoo!"
He took this as that she was screaming with pleasure, and kept going.
The next day, he was playing golf with some Japanese friends. On one hole, he manages to score a hole in one. He jumps up into the air and exclaims "Fujifoo!"
His friends say to him "No, no, it's the right hole..."

One of my dads favorites.

Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

A golfer was thinking of bringing an extra pair of pants.

He figured it's not a bad idea, just in case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks with him?

In case.... ^wait ^for ^it... he got a hole in one!

Why do golfers always bring a spare pare of socks

Incase they get a hole in one

Why did the golfer take 2 pants when he went to the golf course

In case he got a **hole in one**

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?

In case he got a hole in one

Moses, Jesus and an old man were playing golf.

Moses swings and the ball rolls towards a river. The river splits and the ball goes through. Hole in one.
Jesus shrugs, and hits the ball straight onto the river. It rolls straight over. Hole in one.
The old man smiles and hits the ball into the river. A fish swallows the ball, an eagle swoops down, grabs the fish and flies off. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, it drops the fish, the ball falls into the hole.
Moses turns to Jesus and says
"I hate playing with your dad."

I wear two pants when I go golfing

Just in case I get a hole in one

Why do I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing?

Because I always get a hole in one

You know how to smuggle something in a golf ball?

First, you have to get a hole in one...

I always bring a second pair of pants when I go golfing

just in case I get a hole in one.

Dad jokes

Why do Dad's take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case he gets.......... A hole in one!!!
Hahahahahaha

heres another corny joke

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants with him?

Just in case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer throw out his favourite socks?

Because he got a hole in one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?....

....In case you get a hole in one!

Why do the golfer wear 2 pants.

Just in case there is a hole in one.

Why do golfers need two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one

I found a hole in one of my trainers at the gym today, so i put my finger in it.

She reported me and I got banned for life.

Are those golf shoes you're wearing?

Because you've got a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Because he wanted to get a hole in one!

Japanese Golfer Joke

An American man went on a business trip to Japan. On the night before his last day, he hired a p**.... All through the night, the woman was screaming and shouting with excitement. The next day, he played golf with a friend who spoke Japanese as a second language. He decided to try some Japanese out on him so when his friend scored a hole in one he repeated what the woman had said last night. His friend stared at him and asked "What do you mean, 'Wrong hole?'"

Why do golfers always pack two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one.

I used to own two pairs of pants I played golf in constantly.

Sadly, I got a Hole In One.

How does a handkerchief differ from golf?

If you get a hole in one you might end up with a bogey.

Why are black Asians bad at golf?

Because they can't drive and every time they walk on a golf course a cop tries to put a hole in one

Why did the golfer change pants?

He got a hole in one.

A golfer brought a extra pair of socks when he went golfing,

Just in case he got a hole in one.

Why do golfers bring extra pants?

Incase they get a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods carry 2 blow-up s**... dolls with him at all times?

Incase he gets a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

... Incase he got a hole in one.
HEHE one of my favs.
Whats your fav joke?

why should golfers wear two shirts?

in case they get a hole in one

I wore my golf socks today

There's a hole in one

Did you hear about the golfer that went to the dentist for a filling?

He got a hole in one.

Why did the best golfer in the world throw away his golf shoes ...

Because he got a hole in one.

Did you hear the one about the skydiver who liked to land on golf courses?

He made a hole in one.

Why does a golf player wear two pair of pants?

In case he makes a hole in one

Why does Mickelson travel with two s**... dolls?

just in case he gets a hole in one

Dad and son had a conversation.

Dad: Son, it's time to talk about the uhh female and male stuff.
Son: I'm sorry what?
Dad: You know.. the ding into hole in one stuff....
Son: I really don't know what you are talking about dad.
Dad: Son, I'm talking about s**....
Son: Oooh the s**... stuff, I've already educated myself dad.
Dad: From where???
Son: From your Brazzers premium subscription account on your PC....

When do you fix the tire on a golf cart?

When there's a hole in one.

My girlfriend asked me if I bring an extra pair of socks when I play golf.

With a confused look I replied, "No."
She said "What happens if you get a hole in one?"

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Why do golfers always keep spare socks with them?

Just in case they have hole in one.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

"You have a hole in one."

Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen?

He got a hole in one.

Why were the golfer's donuts so bad?

Because he couldn't get a hole in one!

I don't golf often, but I always bring an extra pair of pants.

In the off chance that I get a hole in one.

Why does the raccoon have two pairs of pants while he is golfing?

To be safe in case he gets a hole in one.

The other day I was golfing, and decided to bring another pair of pants.

Just in case I got a hole in one.

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