Holds Record Jokes
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- Do you know who holds the world record for time spent in a cave? It turns out it's actually a Thai
- My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making I suspect his whole story is fabricated.
- Did you know that America holds the record for the worlds largest cup of tea? Its about the size of the Boston harbor.
- The Chuckle Brothers hold the record for the World's biggest sheep They've got a 2 metre ewe.
- September: I had one of the worst hurricane months on record and Hugh Hefner died. October: Hold my beer
- Spencer Chamberlain holds the Guinness record for longest scream at 17 seconds, with the song "Given Up." He was awarded posthumously.
- Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken. - I've just broken the British record for holding your breath underwater - 8 minutes 42 seconds. It all started when a little girl in the swimming pool shouted "That's him, Daddy, over there!"
- An old fisherman was ask to comment on his record holding catch. He said it was Reely Difficult .
- Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Holds Record One Liners
Which holds record one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with holds record? I can suggest the ones about record album and world record.
- Who holds the record for longest time trapped in a cave with a soccer team? It's a Thai
- Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
- I hold the world record for procrastination. I can show you later if you want.
- Who holds the record for most saves at Yankee Stadium? Billy Graham
- I'm very good at hurdles In fact I hold the personal record
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What funny jokes about holds record you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean guinness records jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make holds record pranks.
My dad always grabbed a copy of O, The Oprah Magazine, when we were in the checkout line...
He'd hold it up, and in an excited, but serious voice, he'd say "This has to be some sort of record! She made the cover *AGAIN!*
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The artist named Feat has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.
Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breaking the law somehow, and must face his crimes. #DeathToFeat
[Long]A man who owned a clock shop wanted to set a world record.
He found one: Most battery powered devices he'd at once. He decided to use his clocks. As he was holding more and more, a crowd started to gather. However the man hadn't been paying his taxes on time. An IRS guy saw him on his way to collect the mans taxes. He asked the man to pay his taxes. The man, in the middle of doing the record said, wait, I'm busy .
The IRS guy responded, Well, for someone who's busy, you sure have a lot of time on your hands.