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39 holder jokes and hilarious holder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about holder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the funniest holder jokes you have ever heard! From the cup holder to the pencil holder, the stubby holder to the dispenser, the megaphone to the dope - you won't be able to stop laughing. Read this collection of hilarious holder jokes today!

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Popular Holder Short Jokes

Short holder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The holder humour may include short held jokes also.

  1. If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
  2. I just saw some idiot at the gym. He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
  3. Why are vampires very bad Product Managers? Because they refuse to meet with stake holders
  4. Have you ever realised how pretty the second letter of the word hive is? I've always said that beauty is in the I of the bee holder
  5. Why do beginner accordion players always play near the kitchen? In case their performance is a flop, they can always serve as a dish towel holder.
  6. A beekeeper was asked which species of bees he found to be the most pretty. His reply: "Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder"
  7. What profession has the most beautiful eyes? Beekeepers, because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
  8. I recently bought into a chain of restaurants well-known for their beef dishes I'm now a major steak holder in the business
  9. What did the South Korean flag holder say to the North Korean holder after the ceremony? Hey, let's grab some lunch! I bet you're starving!
  10. This is ridiculous! I just saw a guy put his waterbottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill next to me!
    What a waste of space.

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Holder One Liners

Which holder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with holder? I can suggest the ones about keeper and host.

  1. This idiot on the treadmill at the gym. Just put a water bottle in the Pringles holder.
  2. I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I'm now the main stake holder.
  3. Why do they call it a 'roach clip'? Because the term 'pot holder' was already taken.
  4. What do police budgets and children's coin holders have in common? Both are piggy banks
  5. Who has the prettiest eyes? The apiarist, for beauty is in the eyes of the bee-holder
  6. What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans? Plot Holders.
  7. What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get? A trophy
  8. Lochte: My record is the most credible, because... IM the world record holder.
  9. The paper towel holder kept ripping the paper towels... It was tear-able!
  10. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  11. What do you call the shareholders of a bankrupt company? MiStake Holders.
  12. I wanted to buy a candle holder but the store didn't have one. So I bought a cake.
  13. Why're beekeepers so attractive? It's cuz beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
  14. American men love Asian women for the same reason they hate Asian cars Tight cup holders
  15. What do you call a French shoe holder? Jacque Shoerack

Cup Holder Jokes

Here is a list of funny cup holder jokes and even better cup holder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Participation ribbons aren't useless The one in my cup holder keeps my coffee mug from rattling

Ticket Holder Jokes

Here is a list of funny ticket holder jokes and even better ticket holder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a football fan with a cold? A sneezing ticket holder.
  • What do a t**... and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time.
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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about holder can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of holder puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly & Ridiculous Holder Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about holder you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean chairman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make holder prank.

I got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder.

The cop said you know, the news says those things are killing people.
I chuckled and said they're saying the same thing about you guys.
He didn't laugh.

A man gets pulled over for swerving

Officer says, "sir do you know why I pulled you over?"
*"I have no clue". The man replied.*
"Have you been drinking, sir?"
*"Not any alcoholic drinks, officer".*
"Then what is that in your cup holder?"
"*that's a half-drank Smirnoff Ice.*"
"I thought you said you didn't drink any alcohol tonight?"
"*No, officer. I said I haven't had any "alcoholic drinks". All of my friends are alcoholics and not a single one of them drinks that s**...."*
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If you're holding a bee, what's in your eye?

Beauty, everybody knows beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

A soldier's wife has just returned from her insurance provider and is looking very, very unhappy

"What's the matter?" Her friend asked.
"I went to get my husband covered privately, but the fine print stated: no payouts when the holder dies as a result of an e**... and/or from injuries sustained in an e**...," she replied.
"Oh? So why would that make you unhappy?" Her friend asked.
"Well, it's too late to stop the freaking timer now!"

Whenever my father, a bee keeper, would see a pretty lady walk by he would always say

"Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder."

I was fat

and had a beer belly so big i couldn't see my toes. so i prayed to be able to see my toes again.

i can now proudly say i am the record holder for the largest feet in the world

A Short One

My friend got suspended from Home Ec the other day.
The teacher asked him what a good substitute for a p**... holder would be. He thought for a few seconds and said "Well if I lost my jar I would just grab a bag."

I'm trying to lose weight so joined the gym and I see the stupidest people there

All of them use the treadmill and put their water bottle in the Pringle holder

I was surprised when a bunch of pirates decided to raid the eyeball of a woman called Phoebe Holder.

But I've realised that b**... is in the eye of Phoebe Holder.

Only a beekeeper can decide what is beautiful

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

What do we want!?

Megaphone holder: What do we want!?
Mob: EXTENDED DEADLINES FOR PROCRASTINATORS!
Megaphone holder: When do we want it?!
Mob: LATER!

Holder joke, What do we want!?

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The impact of these holder jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.