Hold Grudges Jokes

Funniest Hold Grudges Short Jokes

Short hold grudges jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hold grudges humour may include short grudge jokes also.

1. My wife holds grudges over the smallest things. She asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. Even after a few weeks, she's still not speaking to me
2. Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm.
   And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
   It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!
3. What are the three best things about Alzheimer's? You never hold a grudge ...
   You can hide your own Easter eggs ...
   And you meet new people every day!
4. Last year I wrote a joke about how I hold grudges, the audience didn't laugh. I still hate them.
5. I hold a grudge against three letters of the alphabet. Y R U guys causing so much trouble?
6. Owning a restaurant in India is hard, the locals hold a grudge against me but we finally came to a mutual agreement. No beef now.
7. You Should Never Insult a Pregnant Woman. They Always Hold a Grudge. That's because elephants never forget.
8. Everyone tells me I hold grudges just like my dad. They say I'm a chip on the old shoulder.

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Hold Grudges One Liners

Which hold grudges one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hold grudges? I can suggest the ones about forgive and ignore someone.

1. if God exists it's probably a woman no man holds a grudge for this long
2. I never hold grudges, my father did and I always hated him for it
3. I got my dog from an orphanage like, two years ago. Those orphans STILL hold a grudge.
4. Some people ask me why I never hold a grudge. I've always hated those people.
5. Do you know why Worf holds so many grudges? He klingson to every little thing you say.
6. Why don't vegetarians hold grudges? Because they never have beef with anyone!
7. My best friend told me that i hold grudges too much. I never spoke to him again.
8. What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to? A grudge.
9. Why doesn't pasta hold grudges? Because it know it's fusilli not to look pasta it!

Fun-Filled Hold Grudges Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

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