The Best 19 Hola Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hola jokes. There are some hola namaste jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hola hello puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hola Jokes and Puns

Dad joke.....

Dad: what are you drinking, son?

Son: Soy Milk

Dad: Hola Milk, soy padre

Father: Hey son what are you drinking?

Son: Soy-milk

Father: Hola milk, soy tu padre

Spanish Dad Joke

Dad: Son what are you drinking?

Son: Soy Milk

Dad: Hola Milk, me llamo Dad

Hola joke, Spanish Dad Joke

Dad joke

**Dad:** Whaddya got there son?

**Son:** Soy milk.

**Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre

-What are you drinking, son?

-Soy milk.

-Hola milk, soy tu padre.

Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone


Father is talking with his son

DAD: Whaddya got there, son?
SON: Soy milk.
DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre.

A man asks his son what he is drinking.

The son responds, "soy milk."

And the dad says, "hola leche. Me llamo Padre!"

Hola joke, A man asks his son what he is drinking.

Spanish Dad Joke

A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food.
"But it's so dry!" said the father.
"No it's not, they put lots of stuff on their plates," replied the son.
"Like what?" the father asked.
"Soy Sauce" he answered.
The father stared for a minute and then said, "Hola Sauce... *soy Dad*"

soy milk

hola milk, soy papรก

After a few long years of teaching, my disgruntled french teacher now finally retired

Hola Amigo

Soy milk

Hola milk

Soy papa

You can explore hola bonjour reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hola est dad jokes. There are also hola puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A Bilingual mexican dad was getting ready for work...

...and saw his son eating some cereal, but instead of milk there was a strange milk-like substance that smelled funny.

Dad: "what've you got there, son?"

Son: "cereal with soy milk."

Dad: "Hola Milk, soy tu padre!"

A Spanish teacher is at the grocery store-

-and as he's shopping he sees a sign exclaiming "Soy milk!"

So he stops and says, "Hola milk! Soy Ricardo!"

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

"Hola Amoebas!"

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Hola

It means hello jajaja

Hola joke, Hola

Boy: Dad, Do We Have Any Soy Milk?

Dad: Hola Milk, Soy Es Padre.

A dad asked his son, hey son what are you drinking there?

Son: Soy milk.
Dad: Hola Milk, soy Dad.

Why are historians so concerned with the historical prices of Spanish words?

They're always talking about how much a *hola* costs.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hola howdy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hola bye piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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