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Funniest Hokey Pokey Short Jokes

Short hokey pokey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hokey pokey humour may include short hokey jokes also.

  1. Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started...
  2. I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.
  3. For 7 years i was addicted to the hokey pokey. Then i turned myself around...because that's what it's all about.
  4. Ya know, people can get addicted to just about anything -- I once was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, .....but then I turned myself around.
  5. I just joined a support group. Hokey Pokey Anonymous
    With their help, I turned myself around.
  6. The guy who invented the hokey-cokey/hokey- pokey died last week :-( Apparently they had a bit of a job getting him in his coffin.
    First they put his left leg in...........
  7. Prisons nationwide have integrated the Hokey-Pokey into their physical education program. They think it will help the inmates turn their lives around.
  8. I just found out the man who wrote the song The Hokey Pokey passed away When they put him in his coffin, they put the left leg in, they took the left leg out...
  9. My Brother-in-law was addicted to the Hokey Pokey. It was a rough couple of years but he eventually turned himself around.
  10. I'm going to start a rehab program called the Hokey Pokey Because you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about

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Hokey Pokey One Liners

Which hokey pokey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hokey pokey? I can suggest the ones about pokey and hula hoops.

  1. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... ...but then I turned myself around.
  2. I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... then I turned myself around.
  3. I used to be addicted to hokey pokey. But then I turned myself around.
  4. What is a tacks favorite song? The hokey-pokey!
    From my 7 year old, with love.
  5. I haven't done the Hokey Pokey in years... I forgot what it's all about.
  6. I was really into the hokey pokey But then i turned myself around
  7. I'm opening a clinic called The Hokey Pokey It's where you go to turn yourself around.
  8. It's been years since I played Hokey Pokey I guess I forgot what it was all about
  9. I've just realized something. The hokey pokey *is* what it's all about.

Hokey Pokey Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hokey pokey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hula hoop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hokey pokey pranks.

I used to live in a place with crazy thin walls.

I used to live in a place with super thin walls, which came with a lot of pros and cons
A big con was that at all times of day, you can hear people have n**..., carnal s**... right next to you through the wall.
A pro, however, was that was if you knocked on the wall, and asked very nicely, you get to join in the sideways hokey pokey.
This led to a LOT of crazy, s**... adventures.
All the crazy s**... gets tiring after a while though, so eventually, I had to move out.
And I gotta say, it was really weird having to leave my parents place.

Jar Full of $10 Bills

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $10 bills on the bar. He goes to the barkeep and says "Hey, what's up with that jar?"
The bartender responds "Well, you put in 10 bucks, do 3 challenges, and if you do them you get the whole jar."
The man says "Wow that's pretty cool, what are the challenges?"
The barkeep lists "Well, first ya gotta drink a whole bottle of hot sauce, and no nursing. Second, there's a dog out back who has a sore tooth and he's real grouchy, and you gotta take out the bad tooth bare handed. Last, there's this old lady upstairs who's never done the hokey pokey, if ya know what I mean, and you gotta fix that."
The man replies in disgust "I can't do any of those!" So the man gets drunk. Being drunk, he decides he can do anything and says "Hand me the bottle of hot sauce." So the bartender hands the man the bottle and the man drinks the whole, straight down. He then goes outside to deal with the dog. As the door shuts you hear yelping and screaming and hollering and growling and then.... dead silence... The door creaks open and the man walks in. He's all covered in blood, his shirts torn, he's missing hair... and in a drunken slur he asks "Where's the old lady with the tooth problem?"

The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died.

They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems.

The guy who invented the "hokey pokey" died recently. . . .

I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey?

He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out.

I used to be addicted to the "Hokey Pokey" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again...

But I turned myself around.

I used to be obsessed with The Hokey Pokey. It was ruining everything.

But then I turned my life around. Because that's what it's all about.

The creator of hokey pokey died yesterday...

They had a hard time burying her, though. Every time they put her left leg in the coffin, she took it right back out.

TIL the creator of the Hokey Pokey died last week.

Planning his f**... went fine until it was time to put him in the casket. They put his left foot in and that's when the trouble started.

Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week....

Every thing went well with the f**... except putting the body in the casket
They put the left leg in....
And then the trouble started

"Police Traffic Stop"

Police: "Driver, step out of the vehicle!! Put your hands up! Take two steps to the left! Take two steps back! Now do the Hokey Pokey, but don't turn yourself around!"

You do the hokey-pokey..

The man who invented the hokey-pokey died today. It was a weird f**.... First, they put his left leg in.......

I told my friend he should read this book about the Hokey Pokey.

He said he'd rather just read the summary. I asked him why, and he said "that's what it's all about."

why couldn't they get the inventor of the hokey pokey into his coffin when he died?

they put his right foot in, they put the right foot out

Did you hear about that guy who got too into hokey pokey?

He really turned himself around
:D

Inventer died...

The inventer of the Hokey Cokey (UK), Hokey Pokey (elsewhere) died.
"...*after trying to get his left leg into the coffin*...."

Did you hear about the dancing h**... addict?

He tried to do the Hokey Pokey, but he couldn't turn himself around.
I'd tell more of the joke, but that's what it's all about.

The hokey pokey can be tough the first time you try it...

But eventually turn yourself around

I just realised it's been years since I did the hokey pokey

I guess I forgot what it's all about.

TIL: The origin of the hokey pokey

Two Latin magicians were conjuring simultaneously when the dance appeared out of nowhere.

I was considering shaking this Hokey Pokey craze out of existence.

But then I thought to myself, If I stop the trend, then what's it all about?

I went to the guy who wrote the hokey pokeys f**... the other day. It became even more sad when they couldn't get him in his casket.

They put his left foot in…