Hokey Jokes
57 hokey jokes and hilarious hokey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hokey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hokey Short Jokes
Short hokey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hokey humour may include short pokey jokes also.
- Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started...
- I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.
- For 7 years i was addicted to the hokey pokey. Then i turned myself around...because that's what it's all about.
- Ya know, people can get addicted to just about anything -- I once was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, .....but then I turned myself around.
- I just joined a support group. Hokey Pokey Anonymous
With their help, I turned myself around. - The guy who invented the hokey-cokey/hokey- pokey died last week :-( Apparently they had a bit of a job getting him in his coffin.
First they put his left leg in........... - Prisons nationwide have integrated the Hokey-Pokey into their physical education program. They think it will help the inmates turn their lives around.
- It was really hard for me to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey. But i've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about.
- I just found out the man who wrote the song The Hokey Pokey passed away When they put him in his coffin, they put the left leg in, they took the left leg out...
- My Brother-in-law was addicted to the Hokey Pokey. It was a rough couple of years but he eventually turned himself around.
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Hokey One Liners
Which hokey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hokey? I can suggest the ones about hoop and hock.
- I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... ...but then I turned myself around.
- I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... then I turned myself around.
- I used to be addicted to hokey pokey. But then I turned myself around.
- What is a tacks favorite song? The hokey-pokey!
From my 7 year old, with love. - I haven't done the Hokey Pokey in years... I forgot what it's all about.
- I was really into the hokey pokey But then i turned myself around
- I'm opening a clinic called The Hokey Pokey It's where you go to turn yourself around.
- I'm learning the hokey cokey Not all of it, just the ins and outs.
- It's been years since I played Hokey Pokey I guess I forgot what it was all about
- I've just realized something. The hokey pokey *is* what it's all about.
Hokey Pokey Jokes
Here is a list of funny hokey pokey jokes and even better hokey pokey puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm going to start a rehab program called the Hokey Pokey Because you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about
- The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died. They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems.
- I told my friend he should read this book about the Hokey Pokey. He said he'd rather just read the summary. I asked him why, and he said "that's what it's all about."
- I used to be addicted to the "Hokey Pokey" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again... But I turned myself around.
- Did you hear about the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey? He just passed away and they had troubles putting him in the coffin. When they put his left leg in his right leg came out.
- I was considering shaking this Hokey Pokey craze out of existence. But then I thought to myself, If I stop the trend, then what's it all about?
- I just realised it's been years since I did the hokey pokey I guess I forgot what it's all about.
- why couldn't they get the inventor of the hokey pokey into his coffin when he died? they put his right foot in, they put the right foot out
- "Police Traffic Stop" Police: "Driver, step out of the vehicle!! Put your hands up! Take two steps to the left! Take two steps back! Now do the Hokey Pokey, but don't turn yourself around!"
- The guy who invented the "hokey pokey" died recently. . . . I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin.
Cheerful Fun Hokey Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about hokey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hobo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hokey pranks.
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When they tell you that they love hokey, ask them which type.
The creator of hokey pokey died yesterday...
They had a hard time burying her, though. Every time they put her left leg in the coffin, she took it right back out.
TIL the creator of the Hokey Pokey died last week.
Planning his f**... went fine until it was time to put him in the casket. They put his left foot in and that's when the trouble started.
Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week....
Every thing went well with the f**... except putting the body in the casket
They put the left leg in....
And then the trouble started
The man who wrote the Hokey Cokey just died.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in... and then the trouble started.
You do the hokey-pokey..
The man who invented the hokey-pokey died today. It was a weird f**.... First, they put his left leg in.......
Did you hear about that guy who got too into hokey pokey?
He really turned himself around
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When the DJ plays Macarena , I do the Macarena, when the DJ plays Hokey Cokey , I do the Hokey Cokey
When the DJ plays Come on Eileen , I get arrested.
Did you hear about the dancing h**... addict?
He tried to do the Hokey Pokey, but he couldn't turn himself around.
I'd tell more of the joke, but that's what it's all about.
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey
but I turned myself around - and that, my friends, is what it's all about.
The hokey pokey can be tough the first time you try it...
But eventually turn yourself around
I went to the guy who wrote the hokey pokeys f**... the other day. It became even more sad when they couldn't get him in his casket.
They put his left foot in…