Hoff Jokes
15 hoff jokes and hilarious hoff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hoff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hoff Short Jokes
Short hoff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hoff humour may include short hassle jokes also.
- David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on." His Agent says, "Sure. No hassle."
- David Hasselhoff told his agent that he wants to be known as Hoff from now on. Agent: Sure David. No hassle.
- David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and orders a drink. It's a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, says the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, he replied.
Sure, said the bartender, No hassle. - Why did david hasselhoff change his name to 'The Hoff'? He couldn't be bothered with the hassle
- David Hasselhoff just changed his name to "David Hoff" If anything, it's less of a hassel.
- So a few years ago David Hasselhoff said to his agent "I just want to be known as The Hoff" His agent replied "no Hassel"
- David Hasselhoff walks into a bar. Bartender: What can I get you Mr Hasselhoff?
David: I want you to call me David Hoff.
Bartender: Okay David Hoff, no hassle. - David Hasslehoff walks into a Glasgow pub And barman says "what will it he Mr Hasslehoff"
David says, please it's just "Hoff"
And the barman replies "sure nae Hassle, Hoff" - David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ..."I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies:
"Sure thing Dave... no hassle." - Did you hear why David Hasselhoff shortened his name to just Hoff? Because he couldn't handle the hassle...
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Hoff One Liners
Which hoff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hoff? I can suggest the ones about surname and shorten.
- Why David shorted his surname to Hoff? Because it was too much Hassel
- David Hasselhoff changed his name to "The Hoff". He couldn't deal with all the *Hassel*
- How did David Hasselhoff attract the women in his n**... photography class By showing hoff
Cheeky Hoff Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about hoff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean review jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hoff pranks.
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar
and ordered a drink.
Its a pleasure to serve you, Mr Hasselhoff, said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, the actor replied.
Sure, the bartender said, no hassle.
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar..
It's a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff , said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, if it's not too much trouble , he replied.
Sure , said the bartender, no hassle .
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It's a pleasure to serve you Mr Hasselhoff, said the bartender.
Just call me Hoff, he replied.
Sure, said the bartender. No hassle.