A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Tally Hoes.
A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
Well, I've found out how I can balance my relationships between the two evenly...
...a homie-hoe-stasis, if you will
Fire Hoes.
Hoes, eh?
Homie-hoe-stasis
He sits down in the front row. A man sits behind him.
A girl comes out and starts dancing. Both of the men cheer.
She takes off her top. Both men cheer.
She takes off her bottom.Only the man in the front cheers.
Curious the man in front turns around and asks
Where'd all the enthusiasm go.
The man response. "all over your back"
It's the thot that counts.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
It's full of hoes.
Three men sit in the maternity ward of a hospital. The orderly comes in and says to the first man "Congratulations sir! you are the proud father of two healthy twins!" the man replies "Hah! what a coincidence! I work at Twin City Motors!" whereupon he hoes into the ward to be with his wife. a few minutes pass, before the orderly returns and says to the second man "Congratulations, sir! you are the proud father of three healthy triplets!" to which he replies "Hah! what a coincidence! I work for Triple A!" before going into the ward to be with his wife. A few hours pass but eventually the orderly comes back into the room, and before she can say a thing, the third man jumps up, and tears down the hall screaming. "Sir! what's wrong!" the orderly shouts, chasing after him. The man shouts over his shoulder "I work for Ten Thousand Auto Parts!"
Both of their sheds are filled with hoes.
Panty Hoes
it's prose over hoes.
...dark and full of hoes
"Uh-oh, spaghetti hoes!"
Santa stops at three hoes.
(sorry if repost)
Cause I turn on the hoes
On the side
Prose before hoes.
His garden hoes.
Jeff pays hoes.
Prose before hoes.
He puts the lotion in the basket and then he gets the hoes again
He's got hoes in different area codes.
After all, I'm amazing at turning the hoes on.
A whoreder.
Fire hoes.
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
He replied, "it's hard man.. I got to much love for the hoes"
But if you ask me, I'd say you need a balance,
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
*what does Santa want for Christmas? Hoe Hoe Hoes
*what do hunters like to do? Shoot birds
*what did the tree say when the math teacher passed by? Gee-I'm-a-tree
Because they turn the hoes on.
They have experience dragging hoes outa beds
Becuase he'd fire hoes.
They both have hoes in different area codes.
They both spend a lot of money on hoes.
We don't have side pieces, we have back hoes
Prose before hoes
HO! HO! HOES!
as he walks into Home Depot
I turn the hoes on.
They are just looking for their soul mate
Jose
(hoes eh?)
Lead yer hoes in.
Hoes eh?
because they have been using hoes for sentuarys
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