hoe Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious hoe puns

If minecraft taught me one thing...

It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

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Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor?

Because she's an upgrade to that hoe you had earlier.

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What does a Pirate say when they see a hooker?

Land Hoe!

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What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

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My girlfriend told me there is no way you can turn a hoe into a housewife

I said "Yes you can". She said "How"?

I proposed.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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What does Santa say to bad girls?

Hoe hoe hoe

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What Did The Male Mantis Say To The Female Mantis?

Male Mantis: Yo, hoe, I want some head.



Female Mantis: Me too.



Male Mantis: what

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I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure

So yeah, I got a big booty hoe

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What does a farmer, a pimp, and a bluegrass band all have in common?

They all know how to throw a hoe down.



(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)

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How did the pirate greet the prostitute?

Yo, hoe!

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I'm jealous of Santa...

...he can yell "hoe hoe hoe" at anyone and get away with it.

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What did Santa Claus say when he heard Mrs Claus had been cheating on him?

Hoe hoe hoe

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Santa walks into a nightclub...

"Hoe, hoe, hoe."

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A feminist has taken legal action against a shopping mall Santa.

She claims he called her a hoe three times.

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What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

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A Father and Son were hard at work on their farm...

The Son dragged a hoe out of the shed and began working the field. He noticed that the hoe looked very old and worn out. It was practically falling apart, so he asked his Father "How long do you think this hoe will last?" His Father took one look at the hoe and shrugged. "I guess it depends on how much you pay her."

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My wife would always nag me to do the gardening..

Eventually I had to put that hoe in the ground.

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What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween?

"Land Hoe!"

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Two Cowboy are riding the range,one gets off his horse,lifts it's tail and kisses it right on the ass....

Cowboy 1: Hoe Lee Shit! Why did you do that!?

Cowboy 2: I have chap lips..

Cowboy 1: And that cures it?

Cowboy 2: No, it keeps me from licking them!

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New movie about a male prostitute

Hoe Malone

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Why did the farmer's wife file for divorce?

She came home to see him plowing with a hoe.

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What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire.

An ash hoe.

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What does a farmer care more about than his wife?

His hoe

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Why do pervs go to idaho

To eye da hoe

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If a girl sleeps with many guys it makes her a hoe

If i do it makes me gay WTF

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Does the dead hooker in my shed...

...count as a garden hoe?

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How do you know if your girl is a hoe?

If all she is good for is slinging dirt.

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What do you call a hoe with no legs?

An incomplete thot.

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What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

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A girl sleeps with 3 dudes and gets called a "hoe"

A guy does the same and gets called "gay"...smh

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What did the seven dwarfs sing about Snow White after she hit her first line of cocaine?

High HOE!!!!

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My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower.

No hoe mow.

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What do you call a Math teacher that's a hoe?

It's the thot that counts.

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