Hoe Jokes
133 hoe jokes and hilarious hoe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hoe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to have a laugh with these funny hoe jokes that cover everything from garden hoes to track hoes to Minecraft hoes! If you think you know everything there is to know about hoes, then check out these hilarious jokes to test your knowledge. Whether you're a fan of Bahrain backhoes or just a spade aficionado, these hoe jokes are sure to bring a chuckle!
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Funniest Hoe Short Jokes
Short hoe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hoe humour may include short spade jokes also.
- What's with Trump and landscape equipment? First he's raking for California, now he's hoeing for Saudi Arabia.
- Personally, I don't believe in bros before h**..., or h**... before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-h**...-stasis, if you will.
- You know the saying "bros before h**..."? Well, I've found out how I can balance my relationships between the two evenly...
...a homie-h**...-stasis, if you will - I don't believe in bros before h**... Personally I don't believe in bros before h**..., or h**... before bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-h**...-stasis, if you will. - Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor? Because she's an upgrade to that h**... you had earlier.
- What's it called when bros before h**... is balanced with h**... before bros? Homie-h**...-stasis
- What do a gang member and a r**... have in common? They both know how to throw a good h**... down.
- My girlfriend told me there is no way you can turn a h**... into a housewife I said "Yes you can". She said "How"?
I proposed. - Pimps don't count their own money. They have their h**... do it for them. It's the thot that counts.
- Some say Bros before h**.... Some say h**... before Bros I prefer homie-h**...-stasis
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Hoe One Liners
Which hoe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hoe? I can suggest the ones about garden hoe and digger.
- What do you call prostitution in an airplane? Hoeing in a Boeing
- I saw my neighbor's wife hoeing around Her garden really is coming along well.
- If minecraft taught me one thing... It's to never spend diamonds on a h**....
- What does an English p**... do, after having tea and crumpets? Tally h**....
- What do you call women with a f**... for firefighters? Fire h**....
- What do you call a Mexican-Canadian p**... business? h**..., eh?
- What does a p**... gnome use to make his money? The garden h**....
- Never underestimate a h**...'s ability to do arithmetic. Because its the thot that counts.
- what do you call a s**... french fry? a potat-h**...
- If there's one thing minecraft has taught us It's that you don't waste diamonds on a h**...
- What does a Pirate say when they see a h**...? Land h**...!
- What do pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a h**... to stay in business.
- What did Tyrion call the passage he built to smuggle w**... into Casterly Rock? h**...-door.
- h**... much does a chimney cost? It's on the house
- What does Santa say to bad girls? h**... h**... h**...
Your Such A Hoe Jokes
Here is a list of funny your such a hoe jokes and even better your such a hoe puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your h**....
- They call me fireman Cuz I turn on the h**...
- Did you hear about the new farmers dating site? It's full of h**....
- What did the sailor say when he saw your mom? LAND h**...
- What's the difference between a farmer and a p**...? The farmer makes an honest living with his h**...
- Two prostitutes meets at the bus to their corner. "Hey h**..."
"Hey h**..."
"Off to work we go" - What Did The Male Mantis Say To The Female Mantis? Male mantis: Yo, h**..., I want some head.
Female Mantis: Me too.
Male Mantis: what - What do a serial killer and a prolific gardener have in common? Both of their sheds are filled with h**....
- I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure So yeah, I got a big b**... h**...
- Why is chicken a h**...? Because chicken strips.
Garden Hoe Jokes
Here is a list of funny garden hoe jokes and even better garden hoe puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Based on a true story: I was carrying back gardening tools to the shed and dropped one. My wife yells from behind me. "Yee haw, it's a h**... down"
- What does Santa say when gardening? h**... h**... h**....
- My wife would always nag me to do the gardening.. Eventually I had to put that h**... in the ground.
- What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden h**....
- What does Santa do in his garden? h**..., h**..., h**...!
- What did santa say when he took up gardening? h**..., h**..., h**...!
- My rapper friend has started a really successful gardening tool delivery business. He's got h**... in different area codes.
- What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of h**...?
- Why did the gardener's wife leave him? She always found him talking with with his h**...
- Does the dead h**... in my shed... ...count as a garden h**...?
Minecraft Hoe Jokes
Here is a list of funny minecraft hoe jokes and even better minecraft hoe puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How to have s**... in minecraft Plant your seeds with a h**....
- You know something? Minecraft taught me a valuable life lesson...
Never spend your diamonds on a h**... - Minecraft taught us all a valuable lesson Never spend diamonds on a h**...
- What is true in both Minecraft and real life. Never waste diamonds on a h**....
Back Hoe Jokes
Here is a list of funny back hoe jokes and even better back hoe puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I work in construction... We don't have side pieces, we have back h**...
Uplifting Hoe Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about hoe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shovel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hoe pranks.
What does a farmer, a p**..., and a bluegrass band all have in common?
They all know how to throw a h**... down.
(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)
There a 502 bricks in a plane, one falls out, how many bricks are left?
501
h**... do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, shut the door
How do put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door
The lion king invites all the animals to a party, but ones missing, what is it?
The giraffe, he's still in a fridge.
A girl swims across a crocodile infested river, but she still survives, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party
The girl still dies. How?
She gets hit on the head by a brick falling out of the sky
If y = f(x) means y is a function of x
Then;
being a lying a**... h**... = f(my(x))
should be an easy equation to understand
(My grandpa who passed away last year, famous joke) Why should you always keep your tools out of the rain?
Because nobody likes a rusty h**...
What did Santa Claus say when he heard Mrs Claus had been cheating on him?
h**... h**... h**...
I'm jealous of Santa...
...he can yell "h**... h**... h**..." at anyone and get away with it.
How did the pirate greet the p**...?
Yo, h**...!
A Father and Son were hard at work on their farm...
The Son dragged a h**... out of the shed and began working the field. He noticed that the h**... looked very old and worn out. It was practically falling apart, so he asked his Father "How long do you think this h**... will last?" His Father took one look at the h**... and shrugged. "I guess it depends on how much you pay her."
What do you get when you squeeze a s**... orange?
h**...- j
Santa walks into a nightclub...
"h**..., h**..., h**...."
What did the dwarf p**... say to his working girl?
Hi h**..., hi h**.... It's off to work you go!
A feminist has taken legal action against a shopping mall Santa.
She claims he called her a h**... three times.
An Hammer had s**... with an h**....
They named their baby Homer
What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a s**... pirate for Halloween?
"Land h**...!"
My girlfriend lives in Portland, she's my Maine h**...
But I got a girl in Boise who's my Sidaho
Last week, my mother needed help.
She told me to grab the little h**..., so I grabbed my sister.
What do you call someone who wants to sleep with Santa Claus?
A h**... h**... h**...
"Old McDonald had some w**..."
"He high, He high h**..."
What's the alternative name for a pickaxe?
Gold-digger h**...
Why did the p**... put his h**... in charge of his money?
It's the thot that counts.
Why did the farmer's wife file for divorce?
She came home to see him plowing with a h**....
New movie about a male p**...
h**... Malone
What do you call a h**... with no legs?
An incomplete thot.
Why do pervs go to idaho
To eye da h**...
What does a farmer care more about than his wife?
His h**...
What do you call a h**... that you use to stir a fire.
An ash h**....
How do you know if your girl is a h**...?
If all she is good for is slinging dirt.
My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower.
No h**... mow.
What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?
h**... Mow
What has four legs and says "h**... de doe, h**... de doe"?
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
A girl sleeps with 3 dudes and gets called a "h**..."
A guy does the same and gets called "gay"...smh
What do you call a Math teacher that's a h**...?
It's the thot that counts.
What do you call gardening equipment on the painting Starry Night ?
A h**... on the Gogh
What did the seven dwarfs sing about Snow White after she hit her first line of c**...?
High h**...!!!!
A man walked into a hardware store and asked "how much is that thot".
"What?" asks the clerk.
The man pointed to the garden tools. "That h**... over there."
It's not fair that when a girl screws multiple guys, she's called a h**....
But when I do it, I'm called gay.
What did the h**... say to the rake?
You're tineyer than I expected.
Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?
Me: to Bait h**..., Vin.
I fired my gardner for outrageous behaviour
He was flirting with my wife yesterday. This morning I caught him b**... the h**... in the garden.
h**... do you know if a snowman has been sleeping in your bed?
You wake up wet.
I called my wife a h**......
Hey, she's good at gardening.
If a guy is the one that plows the girl than doesn't that make him the h**...?
What do you call an underwater h**...?
A blowfish!
What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?
h**... h**... h**...!
What did the pirate say to his plane-flying p**... who was flying recklessly?
"Land, h**...!"
[oc?] In many Asian countries, it's hard to distinguish prostitutes from members of the clergy.
You can't tell who is h**... Li or not.
What does a gold digger use to dig?
A h**...
How do prostitutes solve problems?
Eeny meeny miny h**..., of course.
The other day I was tell my friends I don't like Tahoes...
I just prefer a short h**....
My wife said she made me homemade ravioli dinner...
And I was like, "this is obviously Chef Boyardee, it for sure came out of a can."
She replied, as she held her thumbs up to her chest, "yeah, but this h**... made it!"
Your pornstar name is:
Your first name + your last name.
Bc it's you. You're a h**....
Why did the h**... go to jail?
Thotcrime
h**... do you call a german lilliputter
Ein untermensch
How do you know you stayed in a good Hotel?
A good h**... never tells!
What do you call a cheap h**... at a concentration camp?
A h**... Low Cost
This term for a long-handled gardening tool
...can also mean an immortal pleasure seeker. What is it?
A h**...?
No! It's a rake.
h**... Lee
When you put your church clothes on, that makes you a cross dresser
I told my friend across the hall that I was molested by a p**... under the influence of m**......
He said I had a "High, diddley h**... there, neighbor!"
What's the p**... saying to his staff on Christmas?
h**..., h**..., h**...!
