Hoe Jokes

What are some Hoe jokes?

If minecraft taught me one thing...

It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor?

Because she's an upgrade to that hoe you had earlier.

What does a Pirate say when they see a hooker?

Land Hoe!

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

If there's one thing minecraft has taught us

It's that you don't waste diamonds on a hoe

My girlfriend told me there is no way you can turn a hoe into a housewife

I said "Yes you can". She said "How"?

I proposed.

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What does Santa say to bad girls?

Hoe hoe hoe

What Did The Male Mantis Say To The Female Mantis?

Male Mantis: Yo, hoe, I want some head.



Female Mantis: Me too.



Male Mantis: what

I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure

So yeah, I got a big booty hoe

What does a farmer, a pimp, and a bluegrass band all have in common?

They all know how to throw a hoe down.



(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)

(My grandpa who passed away last year, famous joke) Why should you always keep your tools out of the rain?

Because nobody likes a rusty hoe

What did Santa Claus say when he heard Mrs Claus had been cheating on him?

Hoe hoe hoe

I'm jealous of Santa...

...he can yell "hoe hoe hoe" at anyone and get away with it.

How did the pirate greet the prostitute?

Yo, hoe!

Santa walks into a nightclub...

"Hoe, hoe, hoe."

A feminist has taken legal action against a shopping mall Santa.

She claims he called her a hoe three times.

A Father and Son were hard at work on their farm...

The Son dragged a hoe out of the shed and began working the field. He noticed that the hoe looked very old and worn out. It was practically falling apart, so he asked his Father "How long do you think this hoe will last?" His Father took one look at the hoe and shrugged. "I guess it depends on how much you pay her."

My wife would always nag me to do the gardening..

Eventually I had to put that hoe in the ground.

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween?

"Land Hoe!"

New movie about a male prostitute

Hoe Malone

What does a farmer care more about than his wife?

His hoe

Why do pervs go to idaho

To eye da hoe

What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire.

An ash hoe.

Why did the pimp put his hoe in charge of his money?

It's the thot that counts.

Why did the farmer's wife file for divorce?

She came home to see him plowing with a hoe.

How do you know if your girl is a hoe?

If all she is good for is slinging dirt.

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Does the dead hooker in my shed...

...count as a garden hoe?

What do you call a hoe with no legs?

An incomplete thot.

What do you call a Math teacher that's a hoe?

It's the thot that counts.

What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

A girl sleeps with 3 dudes and gets called a "hoe"

A guy does the same and gets called "gay"...smh

My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower.

No hoe mow.

What did the seven dwarfs sing about Snow White after she hit her first line of cocaine?

High HOE!!!!

What did the hoe say to the rake?

You're tineyer than I expected.

Hoe do you know if a snowman has been sleeping in your bed?

You wake up wet.

A man walked into a hardware store and asked "how much is that thot".

"What?" asks the clerk.

The man pointed to the garden tools. "That hoe over there."

It's not fair that when a girl screws multiple guys, she's called a hoe.

But when I do it, I'm called gay.

What do you call an underwater hoe?

A blowfish!

some jokes I came up with when I was 10-13 years old

*what does Santa want for Christmas? Hoe Hoe Hoes
*what do hunters like to do? Shoot birds
*what did the tree say when the math teacher passed by? Gee-I'm-a-tree

Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?

Me: to Bait hoe, Vin.

What do you call gardening equipment on the painting Starry Night ?

A Hoe on the Gogh

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

If a guy is the one that plows the girl than doesn't that make him the hoe?

What did the pirate say to his plane-flying prostitute who was flying recklessly?

"Land, hoe!"

How to have sex in minecraft

Plant your seeds with a hoe.

How do prostitutes solve problems?

Eeny meeny miny hoe, of course.

The other day I was tell my friends I don't like Tahoes...

I just prefer a short hoe.

What does a gold digger use to dig?

A hoe

I called my wife a hoe...

Hey, she's good at gardening.

You know something?

Minecraft taught me a valuable life lesson...

Never spend your diamonds on a hoe

How do you know you stayed in a good Hotel?

A good hoe never tells!

Why did the hoe go to jail?

Thotcrime

What did Santa say when he walked in on Mrs. Claus having an affair?

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!

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