Uplifting Hoe Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
If minecraft taught me one thing...
It's to never spend diamonds on a h**....
Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor?
Because she's an upgrade to that h**... you had earlier.
If there's one thing minecraft has taught us
It's that you don't waste diamonds on a h**...
What does a Pirate say when they see a h**...?
Land h**...!
What do a gang member and a r**... have in common?
They both know how to throw a good h**... down.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a h**... to stay in business.
My girlfriend told me there is no way you can turn a h**... into a housewife
I said "Yes you can". She said "How"?
I proposed.
h**... much does a chimney cost?
It's on the house
What does Santa say to bad girls?
h**... h**... h**...
What did the sailor say when he saw your mom?
LAND h**...
What's the difference between a farmer and a p**...?
The farmer makes an honest living with his h**...
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Two prostitutes meets at the bus to their corner.
"Hey h**..."
"Hey h**..."
"Off to work we go"
What Did The Male Mantis Say To The Female Mantis?
Male Mantis: Yo, h**..., I want some head.
Female Mantis: Me too.
Male Mantis: what
I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure
So yeah, I got a big b**... h**...
Why is chicken a h**...?
Because chicken strips.
What does a farmer, a p**..., and a bluegrass band all have in common?
They all know how to throw a h**... down.
(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)
There a 502 bricks in a plane, one falls out, how many bricks are left?
501
h**... do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, shut the door
How do put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door
The lion king invites all the animals to a party, but ones missing, what is it?
The giraffe, he's still in a fridge.
A girl swims across a crocodile infested river, but she still survives, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party
The girl still dies. How?
She gets hit on the head by a brick falling out of the sky
If y = f(x) means y is a function of x
Then;
being a lying a**... h**... = f(my(x))
should be an easy equation to understand
(My grandpa who passed away last year, famous joke) Why should you always keep your tools out of the rain?
Because nobody likes a rusty h**...
What did Santa Claus say when he heard Mrs Claus had been cheating on him?
h**... h**... h**...
I'm jealous of Santa...
...he can yell "h**... h**... h**..." at anyone and get away with it.
How did the pirate greet the p**...?
Yo, h**...!
A Father and Son were hard at work on their farm...
The Son dragged a h**... out of the shed and began working the field. He noticed that the h**... looked very old and worn out. It was practically falling apart, so he asked his Father "How long do you think this h**... will last?" His Father took one look at the h**... and shrugged. "I guess it depends on how much you pay her."
What do you get when you squeeze a s**... orange?
h**...- j
Santa walks into a nightclub...
"h**..., h**..., h**...."
How to have s**... in minecraft
Plant your seeds with a h**....
What did the dwarf p**... say to his working girl?
Hi h**..., hi h**.... It's off to work you go!
A feminist has taken legal action against a shopping mall Santa.
She claims he called her a h**... three times.
My wife would always nag me to do the gardening..
Eventually I had to put that h**... in the ground.
An Hammer had s**... with an h**....
They named their baby Homer
What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a s**... pirate for Halloween?
"Land h**...!"
My girlfriend lives in Portland, she's my Maine h**...
But I got a girl in Boise who's my Sidaho
Last week, my mother needed help.
She told me to grab the little h**..., so I grabbed my sister.
What does Santa do in his garden?
h**..., h**..., h**...!
What do you call someone who wants to sleep with Santa Claus?
A h**... h**... h**...
"Old McDonald had some w**..."
"He high, He high h**..."
What did santa say when he took up gardening?
h**..., h**..., h**...!
What's the alternative name for a pickaxe?
Gold-digger h**...
Why did the p**... put his h**... in charge of his money?
It's the thot that counts.
New movie about a male p**...
h**... Malone
What do you call a h**... with no legs?
An incomplete thot.
Why do pervs go to idaho
To eye da h**...
Why did the farmer's wife file for divorce?
She came home to see him plowing with a h**....
What does a farmer care more about than his wife?
His h**...
What do you call a h**... that you use to stir a fire.
An ash h**....
How do you know if your girl is a h**...?
If all she is good for is slinging dirt.
Does the dead h**... in my shed...
...count as a garden h**...?
My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower.
No h**... mow.
What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?
h**... Mow
What has four legs and says "h**... de doe, h**... de doe"?
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
A girl sleeps with 3 dudes and gets called a "h**..."
A guy does the same and gets called "gay"...smh
What do you call a Math teacher that's a h**...?
It's the thot that counts.
What do you call gardening equipment on the painting Starry Night ?
A h**... on the Gogh
What did the seven dwarfs sing about Snow White after she hit her first line of c**...?
High h**...!!!!
You know something?
Minecraft taught me a valuable life lesson...
Never spend your diamonds on a h**...
A man walked into a hardware store and asked "how much is that thot".
"What?" asks the clerk.
The man pointed to the garden tools. "That h**... over there."
It's not fair that when a girl screws multiple guys, she's called a h**....
But when I do it, I'm called gay.
What did the h**... say to the rake?
You're tineyer than I expected.
Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?
Me: to Bait h**..., Vin.
