Hodor Jokes

Funniest Hodor Short Jokes

Short hodor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hodor humour may include short bran jokes also.

1. I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows) Hodor: Hodor!!!
   Arnold: What door?
2. So I hear Kristian Nairn (Hodor) is a famous DJ now... When life gives this guy an opportunity, he really picks it up and runs with it.
3. (Mild GoT spoilers) Why is Hodor's real name Wylis? Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.
4. There are two types of people... Those that Hodor and those that don't....
5. What Game of Thrones character smells the worst? Body Hodor
6. Whatchu talkin bout wyllis? Hodor
7. What did Hodor say to the king? Hodor
8. Game of Thrones has proven chivalry is not dead Just ask Hodor
9. [SPOILER] What is Hodor's favorite band? The Doors.
10. Corn flakes. Corn flakes, corn flakes, corn flakes. Corn flakes. Hodor.

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Hodor One Liners

Which hodor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hodor? I can suggest the ones about entrance and .

1. What does Hodor start off his day with? raisin' Bran.
2. What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor
3. What's Hodor's job? Raisin Bran
4. You can say that Hodor was Branwashed.
5. What did Hodor have to say about working in the stables? 'odor
6. What's the name of Hodor's racist older brother? Hardar.
7. What did the Giant say to the cripple? Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!
8. What did Tyrion install at Casterly Rock? Hodor!
9. What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use? The Hodor-eliminating kind.
10. What did Elsa say to Hodor? Let it go, let it go; turn away and slam the door.
11. What do you call a pin-up doll poster on a door? A hodor.
12. Question: What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift? Ans: Hodor
13. What do you say when trying to catch the elevator? "Hodor! Hodor!"
14. Groot asks a man for help, the man says... "Hodor".
15. What would Hodor be called if he had lived in this decade? HODLdor

Rib-Tickling Hodor Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about hodor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hodor pranks.