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What do you call a disappearing President?


A Vampire met a genie

"I'll give you three wishes, no more, no less" Said the Genie to the Vampire.
"I want to have wings. It's weird to be able to fly without wings." Said the Vampire.
"It shall be done, what about the second wish?"
"I want virgins! Lots of virgins!"
"It shall be done, and the last?"
"I want blood! Lots of blood!"
"Abracadabra hocus pocus" The genie casted the spell.
And the Vampire turned into a sanitary pad.

What did the President say to the trick or treaters on Halloween?


What do you call a magician who uses a camera?

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