4+ Howlingly Hilarious Hocus Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

Hocus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hocus jokes. Read hocus houdini jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hocus hoodini puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Howlingly Hilarious Hocus Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

A Vampire met a genie

"I'll give you three wishes, no more, no less" Said the Genie to the Vampire.

"I want to have wings. It's weird to be able to fly without wings." Said the Vampire.

"It shall be done, what about the second wish?"

"I want virgins! Lots of virgins!"

"It shall be done, and the last?"

"I want blood! Lots of blood!"

"Abracadabra hocus pocus" The genie casted the spell.

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And the Vampire turned into a sanitary pad.

What did the President say to the trick or treaters on Halloween?

"HOCUS POTUS!"

What do you call a magician who uses a camera?

Hocus Focus!

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the hocus dini puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working hocus diddler piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.