Hockey Puck Jokes

Funniest Hockey Puck Short Jokes

Short hockey puck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hockey puck humour may include short hockey jokes also.

1. Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons? Because they last for 3 periods.
2. At first, I was quite surprised to see my hockey team's goalie surrounded by beautiful women at the bar ...but then I remembered he's good at snatching pucks, and vice versa.
3. What's the difference between a hockey game and a high school reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

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Hockey Puck One Liners

Which hockey puck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hockey puck? I can suggest the ones about hockey player and hockey goalie.

1. I was going to make a joke about hockey….. But who gives a puck about that?
2. What do you tell a Hockey player messing up with you... ... Stop pucking around
3. Did you hear about the Ice Hockey charity that went bankrupt? No one gave a puck.
4. What did the hockey stick say after hitting the black disc? Puck that hurt!
5. What does a hockey goalie say when his team loses? Awh, puck it.
6. Do you know why hockey pucks are black?
7. What did the mortician say when putting Don Rickles on ice? Who's the hockey puck now?!
8. Mom + hockey + Cow trough = ? Mother pucking bullspit. *badump tss*
9. What did an Asian Canadian hockey fan say in a fight? Puck you
10. I am so white... that I went to a hockey game and the ref dropped the puck on me.
11. To a hockey player the world is a puck, soccer players are smarter.

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What funny jokes about hockey puck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ice hockey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hockey puck pranks.