Hockey Goalie Jokes
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Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey?
3 periods 2 pads.
What do you call a dad and his son over for dinner at a famous hockey players home?
.....
.....The Father
.....The Son
.....And The Goalie Host
At first, I was quite surprised to see my hockey team's goalie surrounded by beautiful women at the bar
...but then I remembered he's good at snatching pucks, and vice versa.
Did you hear about the Mexican hockey goalie?
Jesus saves... A lot.
What does a hockey goalie say when his team loses?
Awh, puck it.
How are hockey goalies and some women alike?
They only change their pads once after every three periods
Why do women hockey goalies have an advantage over male hockey goalies?
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