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60 hobo jokes and hilarious hobo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hobo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article will bring you giggles and grins with a collection of humorous jokes related to Hobos. From Icarly Hobo to hobophobic to jokes about the life of a traveler, there's something for everyone. Laugh till you puked with these jokes!

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Funniest Hobo Short Jokes

Short hobo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hobo humour may include short hippy jokes also.

  1. How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
  2. Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo.
  3. In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey Hobo Ken.
  4. Why does the hobo only drink coffee? Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
  5. What is the difference between a hobo with a bike and a man in a suit with a tricycle? a tire
  6. How are a hobo and a balloon alike? Both are without visible means of support.
    (My son found that in a children's joke book)
  7. What do you call a homeless monkey in the woodwind part of an orchestra? The oboe bonobo hobo.
  8. What are the similarities between feminists and hobos? They both ask for change and never get any.
  9. Did you hear about the cockney hobo who offered no resistance to electrical current? He was ohm-less.
  10. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and a hobo are walking down the street when they simutaneously see a $100 bill. Who gets it? The hobo. The rest are mythical creatures.

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Hobo One Liners

Which hobo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hobo? I can suggest the ones about hobbit and homeless.

  1. Why are hobos terrible at baseball? Because they can't find home.
  2. What do you call a homophobic hobo? Homoless
  3. How can you tell a hobo just got laid? He's got 2 clean fingers.
  4. What do you call a starving hobo? Hungry
  5. What do you call a nice-smelling hobo? A fragrant vagrant
  6. Have you heard about the hobo gangster? Word on the street is he's roofless.
  7. What do you call a hobo who can fly? Peter Panhandle
  8. What instrument is played only by homeless people? The hoboe.
  9. Just took a nap in the dumpster. No hobo.
  10. What do you call a homeless caveman? Hobo Erectus
  11. I live by a bridge... "No hobo"
  12. So I ended up sleeping on a bench last night... ...no hobo.
  13. What were people called before they built houses? Hobo sapiens
  14. How are hobos and baloons alike? Both are without any visable means of support
  15. A WEALTHY SCIENTIST DATED A HOBO IT WAS AN IRONIC BOND.

Hobo joke, A WEALTHY SCIENTIST DATED A HOBO

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about hobo can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of hobo puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Delightful Fun Hobo Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about hobo you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hiker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make hobo prank.

Two hobos are walking down the railroad tracks.

One says You know, just last month I found a woman here, tied to the tracks and left for dead.
The other hobo asks so what did you do?'
The first hobo replies I did what anybody else would do; I picked her up off the tracks, took her over to those bushes over there and had my way with her for a week.
Wow says the second hobo, did she give good head?'
The other hobo replies You know, I never did find the head.

A hobo got robbed

A hobo had been robbed and beaten into unconciousnes.
When he woke up he checked about his person for damages and missing items, and found that all injuries were superficial but he had lost all his belongings.
He stormed into the nearest police station.
"I want to report a robbery! all my 53 belongings have been stolen from me!"
"How can you be so sure about the number of the stolen items?" the officer asks sceptically with a raised eyebrow.
"It was a deck of cards and a bottle opener!"

What are your best "If I had ____ for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:
1. "If I had a dollar for every existentialist moment I've ever had...Does money even matter?" - Can't remember the comedian.
2. "If I had a quarter every time a hobo asked me for spare change, I'd still say no" - Bo Burnham

A very life-battered looking hobo asks for some change from a guy coming from a bar

The guy asks "Are you going to use it for booze then?"
"No I will not, sir" says the hobo.
"Well will you gamble it then?" Asks the man.
"No I will not, sir"
"Well then you must come and show my wife what it does to a man if he doesn't drink or gamble!"

What did the hobo say to the p**...?

Hey girl, I'd sleep in that box.

A scientist is sat at the bar when a scruffy hobo sits down next to him...

"Hey buddy, are you that scientist feller?"
"... Yes I am. Is there something I can do for you?"
The hobo pulls something out of his pocket.
"I've found this marvelous material that's tough like plastic, stretchy like rubber and sticky like glue."
He hands it to the scientist.
"Why, yes!" says the scientist "This is quite a remarkable material. Wherever did you find it?"
"My nose."

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Like a hobo that only accepts credit.

It makes no cents.

What do you call a hobo with a popped collar

A Hobro

Hobo s**...

Hobo walks back into the camp where his buddies are having dinner. He is all happy and smiling.
They ask, why are you so happy.
He replies, well, I was walking along the track and found a beautiful woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and we had s**... for hours.
One of his buddies asks: "Did you get any head"
"No", he replied, "the train took most of that".

HOBOSEXUAL

A hobosexual is someone who enters into a relationship to avoid becoming homeless.

Two hobos were fighting over politics

A passerby gives them his two cents.
They were now fighting over two cents.

There is an old expression that goes like this, a hobo with one eye is good luck

But a homeless man with three eyes is the winner.

A distressed but attractive woman

A distressed but attractive woman stands at the top of a cliff trying to get together the nerve to jump.
A passing hobo stops and asks "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, do you mind if we have s**... first?"
The woman replies, "Get away from me you sicko"
As the hobo turns and walks away he mutters "fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom then"

What did one homeless man say to the other during a hobo o**...?

It's not gay if it's in a freeway.

The lawyer is painting his house, and a hobo comes around and asked if he could do something or in a few dollars.

The lawyer says, "sure, take a can of paint and go around to the back of the house and paint my porch."
The hobo does this and 15 minutes later comes back and says he's finished. The lawyer says, "already?" And the hobo says," yeah, but it isn't a Porsche, it's a Mercedes!"

I saw a Hobo Spider on the pavement.

Cheeky little b**......he didn't even accept my £10 note. Walked right over it, I can't stand that level of arrogance.

Can I c**... at your place tonight ?

No Hobo tho.

I asked my British friend what he looks for in a woman. He said he likes "big bums"

So I went out and got him the fattest hobo I could find

Two hobos...

were walking down a set of railroad tracks one hot afternoon when they walk up on a dead animal. The first hobo says " alright! something to eat, I haven't eaten in days. Are you going to join me? There is plenty to go around" the second hobo politely declines.
After the first hobo has his fill they continue on their journey down the tracks, when all of the sudden the first hobo stops and says " i'm not feeling so hot." and proceeds to v**.... The second hobo's eyes light up and he say with authentic excitement "now that's what I was waiting for, a nice hot meal."

Two hobos are at the train yard looking to hitch a ride to the next town.

One hobo sees a dog l**... himself and says "Man, I wish I could do that"
Other hobo says "Maybe you should pet him first."

A Hindu man an a Christian man were walking down the street.

As they were walking down the street, the circus drives by. There's the tent, there's a little car filled with clowns, and there's the trailers filled with animals.
As the animals are going by, the Christian man looks over and sees the elephants. He says to the Hindu man, "hey that elephant looks like your god."
The Hindu man looks down an alley and says "and that hobo looks like yours"

Hobo joke, A Hindu man an a Christian man were walking down the street.

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