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  1. Ringwraiths My daughter watching Lord of the rings:
    D: So the hobbits call the nazgul the black riders right?
    Me: yeah
    D: the nazgul are like: 'yo, that's wraithist'
    Cue facepalm.
  2. Did you hear? Copies of The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and The Silmarillion are considered one-of-a-kind when sold and traded. They're Non-Fungible Tolkiens.
  3. How did Bilbo survive the entire lord of the rings trilogy? Because old Hobbits die hard...
  4. I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep.
  5. Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel. Old Hobbits Die Hard.
  6. Who should have played Bilbo? Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
  7. Best films of all time Lord of the rings and the Hobbit trilogies... Now that's what I'm Tolkien about.
  8. I was once obsessed with "The Lord of the Rings". The books, the movies, the collectables, everything. Finally I was able to kick the hobbit.

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  1. What do you call it when someone likes Lord Of The Rings way too much? A Bad Hobbit.
  2. What do you call a hobbit who is good at the fiddle? Lord of the strings
  3. I can't stop thinking about The Lord of the Rings books. They're hobbit-forming.

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I was trying to sleep last night. Here's what happened.

Some dude has this bed right beside mine, and he randomly started saying this:
"I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein. I wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings..."
For f**...'s sake he was Tolkien in his sleep!

Last night I was dreaming...

So last night I was dreaming that I was writing *The Hobbit* and *The Lord of the Rings* books but my wife complained that I was very loud and disturbed her sleep.
Apparently I was tolkien in my sleep.

Lotr

Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA.
- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring.

My four-year-old came up with this one:

What do you call a hobbit in blue pants? Lord of the jeans.
(This was after he heard the Alexa ask, what do you call a hobbit playing a fiddle? Lord of the Strings )

Bait and switch comparison

Whats the difference between The Lord of the Rings and the Bible? One's a fantasy novel written about a man saving all of humanity from an omniscient evil presence and the other has hobbits.