Hobby Jokes
75 hobby jokes and hilarious hobby puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hobby that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find the humor in your hobbies with these hilarious jokes! Whether you're into Juuling, hammocking, or shopping at Hobby Lobby, these jokes are sure to get you laughing. Get a great laugh while celebrating your favorite interests.
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Funniest Hobby Short Jokes
Short hobby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hobby humour may include short recreation jokes also.
- My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking.
- I want to find a hobby where I can get in peoples way, complain for equality but ignore the law, and get all defensive if anyone attacks my hobby. Hey, check out my new road bike!!
* - A couple on the first date. She: What are your hobbies?
He (gets a stuffed hamster out of his pocket): Taxidermy.
Hamster: And ventriloquism! - My new hobby is going to nursing homes and pretending to be a retired senior citizen. We call it LAARPing.
- I went on a date and the girl asked me if I had any hobbies Me: Yes *pulls a hamster out of my pocket* taxidermy
Hamster: and ventriloquism - To get in shape, I need to pick up a sport as a hobby... I was thinking about competitive eating.
- My dad has a weird hobby, he collects empty bottles. Which sounds a lot better than alcoholic.
- Jane couldn't quite work out why she didn't like her husband's new hobby. But as he grabbed his bait and rod for the fifth day in row, she new it seemed fishy.
- To celebrate my cake day, I decided to post a joke I got more birthday wishes than my real-life birthday.
[Reddit, thank you for years of facts, hobbies, jokes, and hundreds of unproductive hours] - My buddy was telling about his new hobby of photographing Salmon in different outfits. Apparently it's just like shooting fish in apparel.
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Hobby One Liners
Which hobby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hobby? I can suggest the ones about fetish and amateur.
- What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!
I should get a hobby... - Reddit, no matter how much I love cake... ...I would never dessert you.
- I use to like origami as a hobby But i gave up as it was alot of paperwork.
- I use to like going skiing. But that hobby... Went downhill so fast
- What is Chris Brown's favorite hobby? [OC] Beats me.
- What was Dr. Frankenstein's favourite hobby? Bodybuilding...
- What's Sephiroth's favourite hobby? Cloud Watching.
- I have 70 hobbies and they all smell the same. They are 69'ing and fishing
- What is Frankenstein's favorite hobby shop? Build-a-bear
- I found a new hobby after 10 years of smoking coughing up black stuff.
- What's Spiderman's favorite hobby? Web designer
- There's this guy who likes to collect donkey remains. It's a pretty assinine hobby.
- Hobbies One of my hobbies is time travel, I do it from time to time.
- Lots of hobbies I have 70 hobbies.... 69 and fishing
- I've got 70 hobbies. '69'ing and fishing.
Hobby Lobby Jokes
Here is a list of funny hobby lobby jokes and even better hobby lobby puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a person who spends his/her free time trying to get legislators to support craft stores? A Hobby Lobby hobbyist lobbyist.
- Did you hear about the woman who robbed a Hobby Lobby store? She pleaded quilty.
- A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby... It will now be called Wahabi Lobby
- They found a guy in hobby lobby dipping his t**... in the glitter bins One eye witness was quoted as saying "It was pretty nuts!"
Witty Hobby Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about hobby you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toys jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hobby pranks.
My exercising equipment has a hobby
It collects dust
A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with?
Indie-cent exposure.
I have been trying to find a new hobby
So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels
Valeria Messalina was a powerful Roman empress, best known for her long and influential political career, and for her hobby of hanging out in brothels and prostituting herself.
Makes sense to me. If I had to spend my days with senators and rulers, I'd want to spend my nights with a better class of people, too.
My hobby used to be burying money
But over time I lost interest.
How great would it be to make my hobby my profession?
I just haven't come across a well paying spermbank yet.
Shooting guns is a s**... hobby.
Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!
This really crashes my belief system.
Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year.
I used to steal toys from the hobby shop, but they caught me when I started taking the Airfix sets
I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you modelling kits!
"Mr. Stalin, what's your hobby?"
Stalin: My hobby?
Interviewer: Yes.
Stalin: Well, I collect political jokes.
Interviewer: How many have you collected?
Stalin: 2 and a half Gulags
What is an internet fraud's favorite hobby?
Phishing.
I have two horses, and they're both detectives.
I guess you could say my hobby is riding d**....
You're never too poor for a hobby.
After all, there is kleptomania.
TIL my mother named me after her favourite hobby
My name is h**...
What is a necrophiliac pirate's favorite hobby?
Diggin' for b**....
My friend returned home all disappointed after his unsuccessful job interview.
I asked him, You seem well qualified. Why didn't you get the postman's job?
I don't know. I wonder if it has something to do with me writing 'stamp collections' as my hobby.
"So, Mr. Sean Connery, it is true that you're proud of your hobby of carpentry?"
"Yeah, I love talking about myshelf"
Procrastination used to be my favourite hobby
Lately I find myself putting it off till later.
My friend suggested that I join him with his dowsing hobby.
I told him that I already have more hobbies than I can shake a stick at.
I study bison as a hobby...
I guess you could say I'm a buffalo buff
My Dad has a strange hobby, he likes to collect empty liquor bottles...
...well it sounds so much better than calling him an alcoholic.
Campanology
Now theres a hobby that rings my bell.
tldr: I like ringing bells.
Because of condoms, s**... is the most expensive hobby ever
at like $1 for 10 seconds top
What hobby do Irish pigs hate the most?
Bakin
Journalist asks:
-Comrade Stalin, do you have any hobby?
-I collect jokes about me.
-And how many have you collected so far?
-About two and a half gulags.
What's your hobby ?
Boy : What's your hobby ?
Blonde : Fishing.
Boy : Wow, why do you like fishing ?
Blonde : Because I save fishes from drowning in water.
I wouldn't say wine tasting is a hobby of mine.
It's a lifestyle.
Guy goes to the doctor...
Doctor: Findings show you should stop your fapping and get another hobby.
Guy: Seriously Doc?
Doctor: Seriously, Richard. Especially when I'm still talking to you.
What's Neymar's favorite hobby?
Recreational diving.
I've started a new hobby of jumping out of planes without a parachute....
......The trick is to have the plane on the ground.
My parents weren't supposed to know about my feline thieving hobby.
But I guess the cat's out of the bag now.
A cannibal had an unusual hobby.
He would save the extremities of bodies and use them to form works of art. The others began questioning him. "What's up with all these pictures made out of fingers and toes?" they asked. He responded, "Oh, I just really like working with digital media."
Where is the freedom of a s**... whose hobby is making necklaces?
Independence.
What's a gay carpenter's favorite hobby?
I don't know. It's a toss up between woodworking and working wood.
During this lockdown I have explored a not so common hobby. It's called 'Changing people's lives'...
Mostly ruining. But it's a change for them.
the boy scout
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "The horn quit working on my car," the guy tells the bartender. "I was going to take it to the shop, but this boy scout down the road said he fixed cars as a hobby and offered to do it. Hey, here he is already." The boy scout walks into the bar and hands the car keys back to the guy. "Beep repaired," the boy scout says.
Doctors
I was in the doctor's office today, and I saw a cupboard labelled:
"Faecal Collection"
And I thought to myself:
"Man, these guys have got to find themselves a better hobby!!"
My uncle took 4 pictures to to the hobby store to get frames made for them, but got mad when they took an hour to get them finished.
"Everybody gets 15 minutes a frame," the employee retorted.
