Hoarse Voice Jokes
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How did the man escape from prison?
Well, he rubbed his hands to make them sore,
He used the saw to cut the table in half,
Two halves make a whole,
He jumped into the hole and got out,
Finally he shouted til his voice was hoarse then climbed on the horse and rode back home.
An old one my grandfather told before he died.
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Why does the donkey's voice sound bad?
Because it's a little hoarse.
Did you know that sick people can communicate with horses?
It's because their voices are hoarse.
A drunk man is walking home through a graveyard at the end of an evening
and in the dark, he falls into an unfinished grave that's still being dug.
He tries and tries to climb the dirt walls and fails, so he yells and yells for help, but no one is nearby. So finally he lies down and goes to sleep.
A little while, another drunk man comes along and falls in the same hole. He too tries and tries to climb out, and fails.
The he hears a hoarse voice behind him in the dark say, "You'll never get out of here."
_Voom_ He did.
M y boss came in to work with a hoarse voice
I asked why the long face...
How do people watch my little pony?
I find the voices a little hoarse.
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside.
It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice was little more than a hoarse whisper.
"Bill darling," she breathed. "I’ve got a confession to make before I go... I... I’m the one who took the $10,000 from your safe in the house... I spent it on a fling with your best friend Jimmy. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the community in utter disgrace. I’m afraid I also was theone who reported you to the IRS for income tax evasion..."
"That’s all right dearest; don’t even give it a second thought." said Bill. "I have a small confession too. I’m the one who poisoned you."
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