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Hoarder Jokes

7 hoarder jokes and hilarious hoarder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hoarder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Comedy Hoarder Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What is a good hoarder joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I told Mom she might be a hoarder.

She said, "Let's save this conversation for another time."

Dating a hoarder

I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That stings extra hard—I'm like the one thing she can get rid of.

Buying a hoarder a birthday gift has its ups and downs...

On one hand, they already have everything. On the other, they'll always cherish your present.

I dated a Mongolian girl once

She was a real hoarder

What do you call a Vietnamese woman who has a huge collection of letters?

A mail hoarder bride. I'll see myself out.

Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder?

He had a lot of junk in the trunk.
Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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