Hitting Iceberg Jokes
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Funniest Hitting Iceberg Short Jokes
Short hitting iceberg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hitting iceberg humour may include short iceberg jokes also.
- What did the captain if the Titanic do when he found out the ship hit an iceberg? He let it sink in.
- When Titanic came out, I went to the premiere wearing a iceberg costume Needless to say, it was a smash hit.
- I watched the Titanic twice I was convinced they weren't dumb enough to hit the iceberg again
- Crew (Titanic) : We've been hit by an iceberg. The damages are irrecoverable. We've got no chance, sir. Captain Smith : Wait, let that sink in...
- Two chili peppers were sailing a boat in the ocean. What did one say to the other when they hit a iceberg and started to sink? We're capsaicin!
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Hitting Iceberg One Liners
Which hitting iceberg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hitting iceberg? I can suggest the ones about titanic iceberg and melting ice.
- What did the ship say to the s**... ice-berg? I'd hit that.
Hitting Iceberg Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about hitting iceberg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean iceberg lettuce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hitting iceberg pranks.
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Clinton on the Titanic
Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.
The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.
Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.
Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."
Nixon goes: "Screw the women!"
Clinton replies: "Do you think we have time!?"
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I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but are we truly to believe that the Titanic sunk after being hit by an iceberg?! Do they think we're s**... fools!?
I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.
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What did the Islandic flat earther say to the Australian antivaxxer?
Sorry I can't make your kid's f**..., I have hit som kind of iceberg.
Mexico and the TITANIC
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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Homophonic names
A Jew & a Chinese man are traveling on a train together. After a while, the Jew stands up, and gives the Chinese guy a tremendous slap.
"What are you doing?" says the stricken Chinese.
"That's for Pearl-Harbour" says the Jew.
"But I am Chinese! The Japanese were responsible for that!" says the Chinese.
"Japanese, Chinese--all the same."
They resume their seats. A while passes.
Then the Chinese gets up, and kicks mightily the Jew.
"Hey! what's going on?"
"That's for the Titanic!" says the Chinese.
"But the Titanic was hit by an Iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Weissberg--All the same."
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There was once a magician on a cruise ship who performed mainly sleight of hand tricks
. He had a regular spot on the ship's cabaret evening entertainment. He was actually quite a good magician, but his routines were regularly ruined by the onboard parrot who would fly around squawking out and giving away his secrets like:
"IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE, IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE!"or
"IT'S IN HIS POCKET, IT'S IN HIS POCKET!"or
"IT'S IN HIS MOUTH, IT'S IN HIS MOUTH!"
The magician was getting pretty sick of this and threatened to kill the parrot if it ruined his act one more time. That evening right at the c**... of his act, just as he was about to disappear in a puff of smoke, the ship hit an iceberg and sank in seconds.
Amazingly, the magician and the parrot were the only two survivors. The magician was lying on a piece of driftwood in a daze. As he opened his eyes he could see the parrot staring at him out of its beady little eye.
The parrot sat there for hours just staring at him and eventually said,
"OK, I give up, what did you do with the ship?"