Hitch Jokes
54 hitch jokes and hilarious hitch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hitch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these uproarious trailer hitch jokes! Perfect for a torrential downpour of laughter, these groom and haul jokes will have you in stitches - make sure you don't forget to read them!
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Funniest Hitch Short Jokes
Short hitch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hitch humour may include short hatch jokes also.
- Picked up a hitch-hiker the other day…… the guy said to me I'm glad you stopped, but you do know i could be a serial killer
I said, what's the chances of two serial killers in one car - People tried telling me I couldn't pull a trailer with my car but it went off without a hitch.
- My Sister got left at the altar on Saturday... it's safe to say the weekend went off without a hitch.
- A man was getting married but got cold feet at the last minute... The next morning he went to work and his co-workers asked "so how'd the wedding go"
He replied "oh, it went off without a hitch" - An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says "Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"
- I went to a wedding today... I went to a wedding today, it went off without a hitch!
Poor guy, this is the second girl that left him at the alter. - I tried comforting the jilted bride by reminding her... "At least the wedding went off without a hitch."
- For some reason, I have a hard time renting trailers. I never seem to pull it off without a hitch.
- I'm starting a fund to help build a new hitch-hiking robot, please donate. Every little bit helps.
- "The wedding went off without a hitch," my friend told me. "Well then, it wasn't really much of a wedding then, was it?" I said.
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Hitch One Liners
Which hitch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hitch? I can suggest the ones about ditch and hijack.
- What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
- What do you call a black man that's hitch hiking? Stranded.
- If a wedding goes off without a hitch Did anyone get married?
- What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic? Knot cool
- I picked up a hitch hiker .... You've got to when you hit them
- My trailer park party went off without a hitch No one showed up
- How is a clove hitch like a bowline? It's knot.
- I was stood up at the alter... The wedding went off without a hitch.
- What Do you Call a Mexican Hitch Hiking in Texas? El Paso
- What do you call 2 trailers getting married? A trailer hitch.
- What do you call someone who was born in a camper? A son of a hitch!
- Their wedding went off without a hitch... ...which was a problem in itself!
- Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee. - I always feel bad for cantaloupes ... They just want to get hitched
- Hey baby...I can s**... the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Trailer Hitch Jokes
Here is a list of funny trailer hitch jokes and even better trailer hitch puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My buddy made a fortune buying and selling trailer parts and giftwrap supplies. Now he's up to his neck in hitches and bows.
- Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft? Because the p**...'s behind the wheel
Hilarious Fun Hitch Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about hitch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hitch pranks.
What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in
The hitchhiker
A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says "eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."
A man is hitch hiking on a highway
When a man driving a hearse pulls up, "I got room in the back if you want to hop in." The driver says.
"That's a kind offer, but no thanks." Replies the hitch hiker, "I'm not going that far today."
How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?
He said it goes without a hitch!
Two ants meet in the south for the winter to keep warm...
...and one is cold and shivering on when he arrives. "that will be the last time I ride to Florida in the moustache of a man on a motorcycle, I'm freezing!"
The other ant says "Just do what I do, hitch a ride between the legs of a beautiful woman. It's the warmest way to travel."
The shivering ant says "That's what I did, but I dozed off, and woke up in the moustache of a man on a motorcycle."
An English man is driving down a road and sees a hitch hiker with 3 eyes, no arms and 1 leg...
he pulls up and says "Aye, aye, aye, you seem 'armless, 'op in!"
A bit different, this isn't a joke, but I have an idea for a joke
Basically, in the joke, there's a bride and a groom, and they are planning their wedding. The bride leaves the groom at the altar, and the ceremony goes off *without a hitch*
How can I word this joke to make it the most effective?
Hitchhiking
*Ted stopped on the side of the road after seeing a hitchhiker.*
* **Hitchhiker:** Hello there. Is the city far?
* **Ted:** No.
* **Hitchhiker:** May I get in your car?
* **Ted:** Yes.
*After a couple of hours of driving in silence...*
* **Hitchhiker:** Is the city far?
* **Ted:** Yes, now it is.
I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that read "HEAVEN"...
...So I ran him over.
A hitchhiker with 3 eyes, no arms and one leg was standing on the side of the road
An Irish man pulls up and says " eye,eye eye you look armless, why don't you hop on in?"
I took a hitchhiker.
After some time, he asked me:
"Do you take hitchhikers often?"
I nodded my head.
Then he asked: "Aren't you afraid, that one of them will be a serial killer?"
"No, I am not afraid," I answered, "There's only a very small probability, that two serial killers meet in one car."
I saw a hitchhiker with a sign that said heaven
So I hit him.
An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof . . .
The aeirels quickly fell in love, went on many dates and were soon married. The wedding went off without a hitch . . .
But there was no reception.
Urgent message to all older men...
There has been a terrible spate of robberies by a gang of young women. Their MO is to pull you over on the road and hitch a ride. They always wear skimpy bikinis, then start to rub themselves on you while you're driving in order to distract you. One of them then sneakily steals your wallet. I have already lost four wallets this week. But you can buy cheap wallets at the dollar store.
Two hobos are at the train yard looking to hitch a ride to the next town.
One hobo sees a dog l**... himself and says "Man, I wish I could do that"
Other hobo says "Maybe you should pet him first."
Hitchhiker: Thanks for picking me up, but how do you know I'm not a serial killer?
Driver: Well, what would be the odds of two serial killers in the same car?
I picked up a hitch hiker
The man got in my car and said "Thank you for picking me up, but I mean how do you know I am not a serial killer or something?"
I said "I don't know for sure, but the chances of 2 serial killers being in one car would be astronomical"
Saw this on Quora months ago.
