hitchcock Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious hitchcock puns

I'm gonna become a producer and actor in a set of horror-themed pornos.

I'll call myself Alfred Hitch-Cock.


I call my Penis...

...Alfred Hitchcock

Cause it's Psycho.


How does Alfred Hitchcock keep his pants up?

He wears suspensers.


What do you call a trailer filled with roosters?



What are the most funny Hitchcock jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Hitchcock? Well, here are the best Hitchcock dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Hitchcock pick up lines to share with friends.


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