Hitchcock Jokes

What are some Hitchcock jokes?

Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" would have been far more terrifying ...

if the pigeons had organized a coup.

Ok, I'm done now.

What was Alfred Hitchcock's favorite film technique?

The crane shot.

How does Alfred Hitchcock keep his pants up?

He wears suspensers.

What do you call a trailer filled with roosters?


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