Hitch Jokes
51 hitch jokes and hilarious hitch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hitch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these uproarious trailer hitch jokes! Perfect for a torrential downpour of laughter, these groom and haul jokes will have you in stitches - make sure you don't forget to read them!
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Funniest Hitch Short Jokes
Short hitch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hitch humour may include short hatch jokes also.
- People tried telling me I couldn't pull a trailer with my car but it went off without a hitch.
- My Sister got left at the altar on Saturday... it's safe to say the weekend went off without a hitch.
- A man was getting married but got cold feet at the last minute... The next morning he went to work and his co-workers asked "so how'd the wedding go"
He replied "oh, it went off without a hitch" - An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says "Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"
- I went to a wedding today... I went to a wedding today, it went off without a hitch!
Poor guy, this is the second girl that left him at the alter. - I tried comforting the jilted bride by reminding her... "At least the wedding went off without a hitch."
- For some reason, I have a hard time renting trailers. I never seem to pull it off without a hitch.
- I'm starting a fund to help build a new hitch-hiking robot, please donate. Every little bit helps.
- "The wedding went off without a hitch," my friend told me. "Well then, it wasn't really much of a wedding then, was it?" I said.
- How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"? He said it goes without a hitch!
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Hitch One Liners
Which hitch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hitch? I can suggest the ones about ditch and hijack.
- What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
- If a wedding goes off without a hitch Did anyone get married?
- What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic? Knot cool
- My trailer park party went off without a hitch No one showed up
- How is a clove hitch like a bowline? It's knot.
- I was stood up at the alter... The wedding went off without a hitch.
- What Do you Call a Mexican Hitch Hiking in Texas? El Paso
- What do you call 2 trailers getting married? A trailer hitch.
- What do you call someone who was born in a camper? A son of a hitch!
- Their wedding went off without a hitch... ...which was a problem in itself!
- I always feel bad for cantaloupes ... They just want to get hitched
- I picked up a hitch hiker .... You've got to when you hit them
- Hey baby...I can s**... the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Trailer Hitch Jokes
Here is a list of funny trailer hitch jokes and even better trailer hitch puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My buddy made a fortune buying and selling trailer parts and giftwrap supplies. Now he's up to his neck in hitches and bows.
Hilarious Fun Hitch Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about hitch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hook up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hitch pranks.
The Hitchhiker
A man is driving across the state to see his wife when he sees a Native American hitchhiker on the side of the road. Thinking he could do with some company, he pulls over and lets the Native man in, offering him a ride home.
The Native man is grateful, but our driver notices that he keeps eying the large bottle of gin on the floor of the passenger seat. Not wanting the guy to get any ideas, he says "Ah, I got that bottle for my wife."
The Native man says nothing for a few moments, then softly replies
"Good trade."
The hitchhiker
A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says "eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."
A man is hitch hiking on a highway
When a man driving a hearse pulls up, "I got room in the back if you want to hop in." The driver says.
"That's a kind offer, but no thanks." Replies the hitch hiker, "I'm not going that far today."
A cowboy walks into a saloon
A cowboy walks into a saloon as he's passing through town. As he sits down with his drink he notices a few rough looking locals at a table staring and pointing at him and looking generally unfriendly. He finishes his drink, and not wanting any trouble he decides he'd better get back on the road again. He walks out and notices that his horse is no longer tied to the hitch, so he turns around and heads back into the bar. All of the guys at the table are snickering and laughing and staring at him again.
The cowboy loudly says "I'm gonna grab another drink and I'm gonna sit here and drink it, and when I'm done my horse is gonna be back on that hitch out there. And if it's not on the hitch out there when I'm done I'm gonna have to do what I did back in Texas. And I don't want to have to do what I did back in Texas."
The place falls silent and a couple of locals slink out the back door. He finishes is drink, and sure enough his his horse is back on the hitch. He hops on it, and starts trotting down the road. The bartender walks out into the road and says "Hey Mister! What did you have to do back in Texas?"
The cowboy stops his horse, and looks at him.
"I walked home."
In a torrential stormy and a foggy day a very drunk man was trying to hitch hike a lift home...
In a torrential stormy and a foggy day a very drunk man was trying to hitch hike a lift home and no cars would stop. When out of the blue a car pulled up moving very slowly and stopped right in front of him. Asking no questions he jumps into the back seat - relived that finally he had a lift. As the excitement of the lift subsided - he realized that the car had no driver. The car started moving again. The man braced himself as the car moved towards a couple of bends. As the car hit the bends a mysterious hand would pop through the window and turn the car. The man was completely freaked out by this. Ghost car! When he could take no more of this he jumped out of the car and ran for dear life. He came up to a tavern and had to go in for a drink. Inside there were fellow drinkers enjoying their drinks and he just had to let them know what had happened to him. At first the other fellows laughed but then the man started crying...and they thought it has to be true. At that moment two guys stormed into the tavern...shouting, " we ran out of gas and while we were pushing our car some mad man jumped in... Did he happen to come in here?"
Two ants meet in the south for the winter to keep warm...
...and one is cold and shivering on when he arrives. "that will be the last time I ride to Florida in the moustache of a man on a motorcycle, I'm freezing!"
The other ant says "Just do what I do, hitch a ride between the legs of a beautiful woman. It's the warmest way to travel."
The shivering ant says "That's what I did, but I dozed off, and woke up in the moustache of a man on a motorcycle."
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Two brothers are discussing the details of their father's f**...
The first one is trying to arrange everything himself, because he knows that the other one is pretty dim and sure to mess something up in some way.
The dim brother insists that he won't. Finally the first brother relents and gives him a small task: "Just make sure dad looks nice for the service."
The day of the service arrives and everything goes off without a hitch. The first brother congratulates the dim one on a job well done.
A month after the service, the first brother receives a bill for $200 from the f**... home. He assumes it was a missed cost and sends the money.
Another month goes by, and again he receives a bill for $200. Thinking something must be wrong, he calls the f**... home and asks why he's being charged another $200.
The f**... home director replies, "Well, your brother was insistent on your father looking nice for the f**..., so he rented him a tux!"
An English man is driving down a road and sees a hitch hiker with 3 eyes, no arms and 1 leg...
he pulls up and says "Aye, aye, aye, you seem 'armless, 'op in!"
A bit different, this isn't a joke, but I have an idea for a joke
Basically, in the joke, there's a bride and a groom, and they are planning their wedding. The bride leaves the groom at the altar, and the ceremony goes off *without a hitch*
How can I word this joke to make it the most effective?
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Hitchhiking
*Ted stopped on the side of the road after seeing a hitchhiker.*
* **Hitchhiker:** Hello there. Is the city far?
* **Ted:** No.
* **Hitchhiker:** May I get in your car?
* **Ted:** Yes.
*After a couple of hours of driving in silence...*
* **Hitchhiker:** Is the city far?
* **Ted:** Yes, now it is.
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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?
Because the p**...'s behind the wheel
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I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that read "HEAVEN"...
...So I ran him over.
A hitchhiker with 3 eyes, no arms and one leg was standing on the side of the road
An Irish man pulls up and says " eye,eye eye you look armless, why don't you hop on in?"
My grandpa spent his life trying to figure out how to tie a clove hitch...
...he got close towards the end of his life but sadly it was all for knot.
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I saw a hitchhiker with a sign that said heaven
So I hit him.
An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof . . .
The aeirels quickly fell in love, went on many dates and were soon married. The wedding went off without a hitch . . .
But there was no reception.
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Two hobos are at the train yard looking to hitch a ride to the next town.
One hobo sees a dog l**... himself and says "Man, I wish I could do that"
Other hobo says "Maybe you should pet him first."
