History Museum Jokes
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65,000,011 years ago
Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at some dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 65,000,011 years old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were sixty five million years old when I started working here, and that was eleven years ago."
I saw my ex girlfriend at the other end of the museum hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello.
There was too much history between us.
The "Age" of Dinosaurs
A woman takes her children to a museum of natural history. As they gaze with wonder at a skeleton of *Tyrannosaurus rex*, she asks a museum guide, a bright-eyed young fellow, "can you tell me how old it is?"
The museum guide responds, "well, ma'am, that particular skeleton is 65 million and 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days old."
"Amazing!" the mother replies. "How can you know that so well?"
"Well," replied the museum guide eagerly, "when I started working here, I asked a scientist working on it the same question. He told me it was 65 million years old. And that was 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days ago."
I met my wife while we working at the same museum
I met my wife while we were working at the same museum. Our first date was in the geology section, the second in paleontology, and the rest was history.
A man walked into a Star Wars museum
...carrying an old rusted bucket by his side and demanded to know who was in charge.
"What can I help you with today, sir?" asked the confused curator.
"This here is an authentic piece of European history and once belonged to the King of England 1000 years ago."
"But," stuttered the curator, "this is a *Star Wars* museum."
"You don't understand. The king carried a load of grouse in it after successful hunts!"
The curator's eyes grew wide and excitedly exclaimed, "Just what we've been looking for. A milennium fowl can!"
I went to a military history exhibit at a museum in Little Italy.
I saw a cool old German submarine. I walked up to a guy and said, "Hey, is that a U-boat?"
He said, "No, it's-a the museum's!"
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Yo momma's so old, they had to take her t**... to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.
An old couple visits the Natural History Museum.
An old couple visits the Natural History Museum and walks over to a large dinosaur skeleton on display.
"How old is this particular skeleton?" the old man asks one of the curators
"Well this one is 65 million years, 14 weeks and 3 days old" she replies
"Wow that's very specific, was that determined through carbon dating or some other method?" asks the old lady
"Actually, when I started working here they told me it was 65 million years old. That was 14 weeks and 3 days ago." the curator happily explains
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