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"Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"
"There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"
A teen is telling his parents what he wants to major in
"I want to be a history major," he says.
The dad responds, "No you don't! There's no future in it!"
List of the shortest books
1. The Australian Book of Foreplay.
2. Contraception by the Pope.
3. The American Guide to Etiquette.
4. Healthy Marriages by the British Royal Family.
5. Consumer Marketing Ethics.
6. Career Opportunities for History Majors.
7. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan.
8. Integrity by Bill Clinton.
9. The Wit and Wisdom of George W. Bush.
10. What I've Accomplished by Barack Obama.
George Washington led an army on Christmas to ensure U.S. Independence
and as a History major, I'm proud that I too will work this Christmas.....at walmart selling batteries
If you don't want to repeat history, you should study it.
If you want to do nothing but repeat history, you should major in it.
Two students are talking about their majors
One student tells the other, "I'm taking history of rock"
The other student replies, "you mean geology?"
I'm majoring in reverse psychology...
... and I ask my advisor if I should take on a second major in reverse engineering. She says
"I don't know about that, sounds pretty difficult."
I think for a second and decide, "I'll do it!"
She shrugs and says, "Alright, don't say I didn't warn you." With that, she opens a desk drawer and pulls out a BS in Reverse Engineering diploma with my name already on it. She slides it over to me and says
"Good luck figuring out how to earn it."
A little stunned, I say "Uh thanks. But how do you have this diploma with my name on it when I only now brought this up?"
"My second major was reverse history."
Starcraft / WII parallels
I thought this joke up after our history exam; I thought I'd share it:
The three Starcraft factions have parallels to the three major combatants in WII.
The Protoss are like Germany, since both had advanced technology for the time (Tiger tanks, Void Rays) but were somewhat outnumbered.
The Terrans are like the USA, since they have good manufacturing flexibility, and were able to field large numbers of mechanical units as well as marines.
And the Russians are like the Zerg, because, well, they're rushin'.
A generic science major and an english literature major walk into a bar and are asked by a mutual friend how to best evaluate a book.
I just wrote a joke: A generic science major and an english literature major walk into a bar and are asked by a mutual friend how to best evaluate a book.
The generic science major takes a few moments to think, then says, "Well, I would read up on the history of the book, process the literature within a few months (well enough to formulate some questions to ask participants that are likely to assess the book's content, influence, and perceived influence), then test a few of the relevant questions that the lit. search analysis generates. In some kind of controlled setting, obviously. You?"
The english literature major takes a shot, then says, "Uhhh... first I'd read it."
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