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Karl Marx is a historically famous figure…
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter p**....
If a man's signature is called a "John Hancock" what do you call a woman's?
Historically insignificant.
Full disclosure: Heard on the radio this morning on my way to work.
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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting p**......
Karl Marx is historically famous, but no one ever mentions his sister Onya and her contribution.
She invented the starting p**....
"Lincoln" grossed $275,000,000 in movie theaters
Which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters
Karl Marx
Karl Marx ia a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister and brother: Onya, the inventor of the starting p**..., and Skid, who was generally unpopular.
The Bayeux Tapestry is not historically accurate
The whole story has been embroidered.
Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher,
however no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting p**......
Who won the first Tour De France?
The 6th Panzer division.
Of course the joke isn't historically accurate. It's a joke, not a fact.
Two nuns are riding bikes
Two nuns are riding bikes through the old, historically preserved, down town.
One nun says, "you know, I don't think I've ever come this way before."
The other nun says, "it's the cobblestone."
I don't reckon Germany will win the World Cup again
Historically speaking, they don't fight well when they head up to Russia.
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Historically, the Inuit are one of the few groups of people who never lose their temper. After decades of research, scientists were able to figure out why...
They're nomads.
Q: If a man's signature is called a John Hancock, what do you call a woman's?
A: Historically insignificant.
Historically as a big corporation the best investment we've made is in our people.
Unfortunately we lost alot of money when this investment was outlawed.
People are like flowers.
They come in many shapes and colors, each special and beautiful in its own way.
Historically, though, people have purchased some colors a lot more than others.
It's weird Hollywood hates Trump
Considering Oscar is a tiny gold man that has historically overlooked minorities
The three most historically important revolutions
The Russian
The French
And the dance dance
In some cultures, eunuchs historically have a lot of wealth and influence.
It is part of their compensation package.
Cannibals have historically described human as tasting like pork, while holocaust survivors described burning people smelling like chicken.
It's like these people have never had pork or something!
Reposts are historically significant
Reposters shouldnt be warned for reposting.
They should be concidered Historians and respected as such.
The problem with quotes is that they mostly aren't historically accurate
- Isaac Newton
The Bayeux Tapestry is not strictly accurate historically.
The whole story has been embroidered. Typically, by the winners. Some say it was a stitch-up!
My Thanksgiving dinners are historically accurate
I invite myself into a stranger's house for dinner, eat all his food and then tell him I live there.
Joke my brother made up: What do you call a drunk ancestor of mankind swerving home? (Only for geographically and historically educated)
A Meanderthal
