Historians Jokes
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Short historians jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The historians humour may include short researchers jokes also.
- What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
- I almost accepted a job as a museum historian but then I realized there's no future in it.
- Whats a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet None. Historians believe pirates were illiterate.
- I had a heated discussion with an art historian yesterday We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger
- Historians have proved that people with every zodiac sign survived the sinking of the Titanic... Except Leo
- Some historians were convinced that Jesus's birth place didn't exist After extensive research they conducted that it Israel
- Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.
- Irish historians have discovered the headstone of the oldest man to have lived. He was 193 and was called Miles from Dublin.
- Future historians will have difficulties studying about our pornstars because we delete them from our history.
- They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers.
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Historians One Liners
Which historians one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with historians? I can suggest the ones about scientists and archaeologist.
- When ISIS is finally destroyed... Historians should start referring to it as "WASWAS".
- Historians found hard proof that Jesus could walk over water They call it ice
- What did the historian say about the lesbian witches? They were broommates
- My girlfriend must want to be a historian. Because shes always bringing up the past
- What sort of fact does a Historian and a Painter enjoy? An ARTY-Fact
- If my name was Victor, I'd become a historian. Because history is written by the victors.
- I left my historian friends They always lived in the past
- Why did the historian buy a seat cushion? For posterior's sake.
- What do you call a Muslim Historian? A blast from the past!
- Recently historians revealed h**... had a "micropenis"... No wonder he hated black guys
Fun-Filled Historians Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about historians you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean history teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make historians pranks.
I'm not having much luck with jobs lately.
I couldn't concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn't suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn't cut it as barber; didn't have the patience to be a doctor; didn't fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn't see any future as a historian.
I'm not having much luck with jobs lately.
I wasn't suited to be a tailor.
The muffler factory was just exhausting.
I couldn't cut it as a barber.
I didn't have the patience to be a doctor.
I wasn't a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it.
The paper shop folded. Pool maintenance was too draining.
I got fired from the cannon factory.
And I just couldn't see any future as a historian.
TIL the American flag on the moon is now bleached completely white by the sun so historians and/or other species would never know it was America that first landed on the moon
They'll think it was France
For the question "Is the glass half empty or half full?" someone was the first person to say the glass is half full. While their name is forever lost, historians, theoligans and philosophers shall refer to them as...
Optimist Prime.
A 'your mom' joke, from around year zero, ancient Rome:
"The Emperor Augustus was touring the Empire, when he noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself.
"Intrigued he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?'
"'No your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was.'"
(I recently found my purpose in life and now I need to learn all about comedy, I thought I should start with history, this joke was unearthed by a group of historians from the UK, thought I'd share it here).
What do Vietnamese historians and Southern r**... have in common?
They both care way too much about the Đức Dynasty.
Contrary to what historians will tell you, Napoleon had a more horrific death.
It turns out, the military leader had walked over an active land mine causing it to explode. Body parts were strewn all over the place. Yeah. That's right. Napoleon was Blown-apart!
My friend Victor is a historian
He invited me to a party at his house and started introducing me to all his colleagues.
This is Victor, he's a historian of the renaissance. The guy next to him is Victor Jr, he's a historian of ancient Egypt. And those two guys over there are Victor and Victor, they are doing great work on Mesopotamian farming practices.
I was like wow, history really is written by you guys huh?
