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124 hispanic jokes and hilarious hispanic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hispanic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

It's Hispanic Heritage Month and what better way to celebrate than with some hilarious Hispanic jokes? We have a laugh-out-loud selection from some of the best Latin-American comedians and some famous Spanish phrases, along with some hilarious jokes about Latino food, Hispanic moms, and more! Celebrate your Hispanic Heritage by reading these hilarious jokes!

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Funniest Hispanic Short Jokes

Short hispanic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hispanic humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Why did the mexican start taking anti anxiety meds? He was taking them for hispanic attacks
  2. How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator
  3. Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
  4. Some say Trump is mentally unfit after declaring a national emergency? However, it's all due to Hispanic attacks.
  5. Why did the Hispanic man keep purchasing trains? I'm not quite sure myself honestly but he has to have some sort of locomotive.
  6. A man with anxiety accidentally annoyed the cartel He began seeing a psychiatrist because of hispanic attacks.
  7. My Mexican uncle takes anti anxiety pills. They're to stop Hispanic attacks
  8. There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes.. No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive.
  9. What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? He pressed hispanic button
  10. Why did the portuguese guy take Xanax? Hispanic attacks.

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Hispanic One Liners

Which hispanic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hispanic? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Why did the mexican take a Xanax? For hispanic attacks
  2. Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks.
  3. My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication It's for Hispanic attacks
  4. I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
  5. My Mexican friend takes anti-anxiety medication Its for Hispanic attacks.
  6. Why did the Mexican man need Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.
  7. Why does Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks!
  8. Why did the Mexican take Xanax?  For Hispanic attacks (please don't hurt me)
  9. Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room
  10. As a hispanic, my first tattoo was the word Mucho It means a lot to me.
  11. I went up to my Hispanic friend and said Mucho. It means a lot to him.
  12. A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas
  13. Why was the Mexican prescribed Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.
  14. What do you call a Hispanic with binoculars? Puerto-Recon.
  15. What do you call a Hispanic with a vascetomy? A dry Martinez.

Hispanic People Jokes

Here is a list of funny hispanic people jokes and even better hispanic people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My dad's kinda racist. He gets anxious around people south of the USA. You outta see what happens when they get close. He has Hispanic attacks.
  • Why did two Hispanic people drive over someone? Because they Mexi-can.
  • What is something all Hispanic people write in college? An ese.

Hispanic Mom Jokes

Here is a list of funny hispanic mom jokes and even better hispanic mom puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m and my mom is Hispanic
Hispanic joke, I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m

Hispanic Latino Jokes

Here is a list of funny hispanic latino jokes and even better hispanic latino puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • what's the only thing a latino has when he's scared? hispanic
  • What do you call a Latino gardener? An organic botanic Hispanic.
  • What do you call a hispanic with chlamydia/gonorrhea? Latino heat!
  • What are Latino women to their spouses? They are His-panic
Hispanic joke, What are Latino women to their spouses?

Great Hispanic Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about hispanic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hispanic pranks.

Mexican Basketball

I watched my two Hispanic cousins play basketball. It was a game of juan-on-juan.

What do you call a very nosy spice?

Jalapeño Business
You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates.

gotta love cousins...

what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos.
what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine.

I need a joke in to tell my Hispanic manager!

I tried telling my boss a corny joke but he said he didn't get it because it was too 'American'(his words not mine). So i told him I'd find a joke in Spanish and try telling him it. I want to make my boss laugh so help me out guys! So if you know any work friendly jokes in Spanish post them here with a translation. Thanks!

Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains?

I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)

So a Hispanic man walks into a bar...

He sees an old cigarette machine and decides to buy a pack. He puts in his change and the machine flashes the words, DIME, DIME, DIME. He looks around and whispers to the machine, Malboro.

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics..

called TakeJuan'sDough.

Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm?

They're called *Hispanic! At the disco*.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

A hispanic magician was performing a magic trick

The magician said that he could make himself disappear within 3 seconds! So, he waves his cape in front of his face and says "uno, dos!" and just like that, he disappeared without a tres!

Hispanic Magician

So a Mexican magician stands up in front of his audience and tells them, "Ok hombres, on the count of three, I'm gonna make myself disappear! Uno, dos..." p**...! He disappeared without a tres.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 Hispanic guys?

Foreman.

Hispanic Joke

Three kids are in school...
A white, a black, and a hispanic kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.
White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
Black kid says: "Pops told mom to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so pops punched her in the liver."
Hispanic kid says: "Some kid was trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the c**..., "Hey!!! Liver alone, cheese my sister!!"

A black man and and a Hispanic are in a car. Who is driving?

The cop.

How come jokes about b**... and Hispanics aren't funny?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal

An Asian guy, Hispanic guy, white guy, black guy and their pilot are on a plane...

Suddenly the plane loses control and the pilot says, "If three people jump off, the rest can survive.
The Asian guy goes "This is for my people" and jumps off.
The Hispanic guy goes "This is for my people" and jumps off.
The black guy goes "This is for my people", and kicks the white guy off the plane.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

José and Hose-B

What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery?

Manuel Trans Mission

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

A hispanic man with a rubber toe

His name...was Roberto

Racist Joke

White Black Hispanic and Asian man standing on the tallest mountain. Asian man steps up and say ''this is for my people'' and jumps off the mountain, Hispanic man steps up and screams ''this is for my people'' and jumps off the mountain, black man steps up and yell ''this is for my people'' and grabs the white man and throws him off the mountain.

Two Hispanic men are playing basketball.

It's Juan on Juan.

I don't always s**... hispanic Star Trek fans...

but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse.

What do you call a Hispanic s**...?

A Puerto-recon.

Why did the Mexican take v**...?

For Hispanic attacks

My ex girlfriend is a brick

Flat on both sides and laid by hispanic men.

A Hispanic magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three.

He held up three fingers and began.
"Uno! Dos!"
And then he vanished, without a tres.

Why did Donald Trump decide not to build The Wall and just take a Xanax instead?

Because it's a cheaper and faster cure for hispanic attacks.

What do you call a Hispanic without a car?

Carloss

What do you call a gay that is half Russian half Hispanic?

Vladimir p**...

[OC] A Hispanic man died from fear

I don't think Hispanicing anymore.

What do you call an old Hispanic immigrant?

A señor citizen.

Why did the Mexican . . .

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
- For Hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?
- Because they only had two vans
Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?
- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
- Tequila

What do you call an Hispanic that's reached their level cap?

A Maxican.

There was a scared Spanish man at a club

Hispanic at the disco.

Why could there never be more than one Hispanic guy in a Highlander movie?

Because there can be only Juan.

U.S Border Patrol

Putting the panic in Hispanic

I've been very anxious about being mugged while on holiday in mexico, so I've been taking v**... to calm my nerves.

So far I haven't had any Hispanic attacks.

A Hispanic man goes to a vending machine...

A Hispanic man goes to a vending machine and puts in 40 cents. The machine displays "DIME" on the screen. The man gets close to the machine and whispers, "Yo quiero Pepsi"

A Hispanic man was shot on a golf course mid-swing

The police report simply stated:
"Hole in Juan"

Two Hispanic guys are having a private conversation

A little Juan on Juan.

Say El Mundo to a Hispanic you know...

It would mean the world to them

Where does the president go during an immigration crisis?

Hispanic room.

What do you call a healthy Hispanic man?

Manuel

What do you call a band where all the members are minorities?

Hispanic at the disco!

I told my Mexican friend that he was being deported...

You should have seen Hispanic

If Trump is so worried about border security, maybe he should take Prozac.

You know, for Hispanic attacks.

A Buddhist finds a Genie in a lamp

The genie says "I can grant you one wish." The Buddha says with tears in his eyes "I've always wanted to be Hispanic, and I have also lived this life of poverty. What I would really like is for you to make me Juan, with everything."

Do you hear about the Hispanic magician who made himself vanish?

He counted uno, dos... and disappeared without a tres.

What do you call a short Mexican researcher in Antarctica?

A Burrito

First joke I've ever come up with. My Hispanic wife laughed her b**... off.

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks.

How to get revenge on your dangerous mexican boss

Steal his anxiety medication that stops hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican go to the psychiatrist?

His-panic disorder.

A joke i heard recently and i have to share it

What do you call a small hispanic man?
Paragraph because he is too small to be an ese

Why did the spanish take his anti-anxiety pills ?

For hispanic attacks.

With the second lockdown looming, I saw a man purchase 3 crates of San Miguel, 2 bottles of tequila, 6 bags of paella and a sombrero.

I think hispanic buying.

If this doesn't make you groan I don't know what will...

With 2nd lockdown looming in the UK, I saw a man with 4 cases of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 7 sombreros, I think Hispanic buying

Why does Donald Trump take anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks

What do call a Hispanic fella that ran out of protein powder?

No-whey Jose.

I keep hearing about this great new MCU show featuring what I can only assume are Hispanic superheroes...

but I can't seem to find this *Juan Division* on any streaming service.

Hispanic joke, I keep hearing about this great new MCU show featuring what I can only assume are Hispanic superhero

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