The Best 89 Hipsters Jokes

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Funny Hipsters Jokes and Puns

I called two girls hipsters and got slapped.

Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".

-Neutrino. Knock knock.



\-We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.

\-Hipsters liked neutrinos before they arrived.

\-I wrote a speed of light joke...but a neutrino beat me to it.

\-A. To prove particles can travel faster than light Q. Why did the neutrino cross the road?

\-I'm going to tweet my neutrino joke yesterday.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Hipsters joke, Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

(snicker) *You don't know?*

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Why did the hipster float down the tributary?

Because the river was too mainstream.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number you've never heard of.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he ate pizza?

Because he ate it before it was cool.


What do dwarves and hipsters have in common? (just made this joke up, help me if I can word it better)

They're underground, and it's hard to tell males from females.

or something like that =)

how many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

it's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it.

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Why are hipsters such great assassins?

Because they hide the bodies in places no one has ever heard of.

I farted in a room full a hipsters...

Just to see them fight over who smelt it first.

If a hipster falls, and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Yes...but you've probably never heard it.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just some obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Actually it only takes one, but he burnt his fingers because he removed he old one before it was cool.

Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die?

Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground.

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Two hipsters walk into a bar.

The first did it before it was cool. The second did it ironically.

Two hipsters walked into a bar...

The first went in before it was popular and the second was only being ironic.

Hipsters never go white water rafting

It's too main stream.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What do cowboy hipsters listen to?

Rodeohead.

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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters

They love all that underground stuff.

It's complicated having sex with hipsters.

They don't like things that are "in".


This is terrible, and I'd like to apologize in advance, but could anyone tell me why hipsters prefer corpses over zombies?

Corpses are still underground.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to do it before it gets cool, and one to talk about how much better the old one used to be.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh you don't know? Never mind. You wouldn't get it.

I farted in a room of hipsters

I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

I guess hipsters love living in London

Maybe it's just the underground

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

First Ebola and now Measles...

Is there ANYTHING hipsters won't bring back!?

I hate hipsters

Their vegan diets, whiskery faces, tiny feet, and sawdust bedding. Oh wait, hamsters, I hate hamsters

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change bulbs and 3 to sit around and complain that the original was better.

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

What do hipsters use for birth control?

Their personalities

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why is sex with hipsters always unsatisfying?

Because they always come before it's cool.

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Where do hipsters fish?

I don't know, just not on the main stream.

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why do Hipsters wear long pants in the summer

They are doing it before it's cool

Hipsters

I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters...

... they are into people before it's cool.

I'm tried starting a club for hipsters

I got quite a few to sign up until they heard it was getting popular

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number that you've probably never heard of. I'd explain it but you probably wouldn't get it.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

How many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?

It's such an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it. And besides, lightbulbs are so mainstream. Kerosene lamps are more true to my inner being.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Eventually, all hipsters will age and end up needing canes to help them walk...

...ironically.

Why do hipsters love field hockey?

Because it's ice hockey before it gets cool.

I met two hipsters today

Turns out, the correct term is conjoined twins.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You wouldn't know, it's *kiiiiind of* an obscure number.

Why do hipsters like to meet and trade shoes?

Because they enjoy conversing.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb

None. The place looks better in the dark.

How many hipsters does it take to fix a heater?

None. They did it before it was cool.

Why do hipsters hate Wesley Crusher?

Because they're Wheaton intolerant.

All the hipsters love Steve Jobs

...now that he's underground.

I farted in a room full of hipsters.

They spent two hours arguing who heard it first.

Why do hipsters prefer meth over cocaine?

They only buy local.

What type of rocks are hipsters?

Igneous rocks, because they were magma before it was cool.

Why are so many hipsters sweaty?

They put on their winter coats before it's cool.

Hipsters like to do things that nobody else has done.

If only suicide wasn't a thing.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ya, it's a really obscure number, it's not used that often, you probably wouldn't know it....

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ahh it's this really obscure number I'm sure you never heard of it.

Why do hipsters always have to go back home to change into more suitable clothes

Because they went outside before it was cool

What do you call a river that hipsters avoid?

Main stream

Why do hipsters only swim in tributaries?

Because they're not main stream.

What's the difference between a hipster and a necrophile?

Hipsters won't get into anything once it's cool.

Why don't hipsters like bread?

Because they prefer to go against the grain.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

*(In the most condescending way possible)*

It's this real obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters at a microbrewery does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, incandescents aren't eco-friendly.

What's New York's most popular board game?

Hungry Hungry Hipsters.

Nuclei and Electrons are the original hipsters of the universe.

They were hydrogen before it was cool.

Years are like people.

There's the really old ones that hipsters like but everyone else thinks are racist, the really young ones that everyone has to deal with, and the weird teenage ones where no one likes it when you pretend that they're still the young ones.

The two girls I met at a party were quite upset when I called them hipsters.

Apparently, the correct term is 'conjoined twins'.

I angered two people by calling them hipsters...

Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.

Hipsters are like racists

No one admits to being one

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

"Well, it's this *really* obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

I accidentally angered two people today by calling them hipsters.

Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.

How many hipsters does it take to

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's a quite obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

You know how many hipsters it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

Oh, it's some obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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